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Now, however, older and single me had a savings account set up specifically for unplanned illnesses, unexpected car wrecks, or uninhibited sexual extravaganzas south of the border.
Hey, I’d gone many months without any nookie and I’d seen the videos of what happens to naïve white chicks in Mexico. No, not the scary “what happened to Sally” kind of videos, but the Youtube “oops I shouldn’t have gotten that drunk” kind of videos.
Sign me up please and make mine a double! Holla!
“Ben, you’re a genius,” I said as I pulled into the parking lot and parked super far from the doors.
Ben just looked at me and cocked an eyebrow.
“Can I ask what you’re doing?” he asked.
“What do you mean?” I replied.
“I mean why are you parked in fucking Bosnia when there are plenty of parking spots right up there next to the mall?”
“Because we, my love, are going to Cancun and WE both need to walk off a few pounds first.”
Ben, who had jet black hair combed very nicely to the side and had just a slight second chin, leaned back in his seat, putting extra emphasis on the doppelganger pudge. He was a super cute guy with an award-winning attitude.
I’m talking Golden Globes, not an Oscar, as he does get quite bitchy from time to time.
“Touché,” he said with a roll of his eyes.
I’d planned the trip to the mall to pick up a few fruity lotions and 50 shades of “ooh I don’t have that nail polish” yet. Suddenly I was on the lookout for a new bathing suit, something that would hide the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream I’d grown so fond of lately but would still allow for some serious cleavage.
