“Very aggressive” Lily butts in “I was terrified he would hurt her.” I see she also has the big eyes on. We learned that from our mother.
“Anyway, I have rather impeccable instincts when danger is afoot so the three karate classes I took when I was nine years old kicked in, and, well, I think you can see what happened” I wave my hand in the direction of chubby polo guy. God, I can’t believe Lily let him buy her a drink. She’s sweet, drop-dead gorgeous, and at size 14 she is most definitely not fat.
“Ok, well I think I got everything. I’m not going to charge you with anything. I’m sure you well know in this state it is legal to use reasonable force to defend yourself when you fear for your safety.”
“HER safety? What about mine? That heifer is dangerous!” Dicky McPoloface splutters.
“Sir, may I issue you with a little bit of advice? When you buy a drink for a woman it is in good faith. You are sharing a drink to get to know one another. What you don’t do is buy a woman a drink and then insult her by making comments about her body, especially when those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Got me? Go on home and put ice on that.” Fox saysveryprofessionally and I can’t help but wonder if it’s especially hot out here.
Seeing these guys in this environment is a lot different to how I’m used to seeing them. Which is usually messing around with the rest of the MC brothers at the DRMC clubhouse. Because of Vi’s connections and Jules’ ridiculous over-protectiveness since he became a full fledged MC member and she became his Ol Lady, we usually see our sister at the clubhouse. Or Kaia’s diner. Either way, I know most of the brothers, but not well. All I really know about Fox and Nitro is that they’re together. And smoking hot.
“Actually, Deputy Ellision, I think I will write up - what’s your name, sir?”
“Chad Michaels.” Pencil Dick McPoloface answers automatically before he lets out a splutter, “Wait, writemeup? She’s the one that assaulted me!”
“That was after you were harassingher. I’m writing you a citation for Disorderly Conduct as per Texas Penal Code §42.01 which covers abusive, indecent, profane, or vulgar language in a public place, especially as your actions provoked an immediate breach of the peace.”
Nitro scribbles something down and then with a flourish tears the page from his little book thingy. He holds it out for pencil dick, who refuses to take it so Nitro stuffs it into his little polo shirt pocket. He looks like a fat golfer with that pocket over his left man boob. It’s so funny and hot that I really want to high-five him. Maybe with my boobs or my vagina.
“Miss Davies,” Fox’s warm drawl breaks through my lusty thoughts. “I suggest you also put some ice on that. Do you need me to call you two a ride or anything?”
“No, It’s fine, I don’t drink, so I’m sober driver as per usual.” I wave him off. “Thank you, Deputies.” I try not to snort. It’s weird, us all acting like strangers. I mean, we aren’t friends, but we are acquaintances. I know their road names and they knoweveryone in my family. “Oh, we still need to sort out the other matter.” Fox and Nitro share a look, Nitro’s dark brows pinched.
“You don’t tell my brother, and I’ll drop you off some baking or some bad art or cash in an unmarked envelope. Whatever you want, it’s yours.”
They share a look, before Fox’s gaze holds mine. That doesn’t mean I miss the long look Nitro gives me. He steps closer, leaning in. “Be a good girl and we won’t have to say a word to your brother.”
With a wink he swaggers away. Like a hot, swaggery cowboy or something. My eyes dart from his perky ass to Fox’s cheeky half grin. He gives me a long, lazy once over, bites his lip, then spins on his heel, swaggering away just as swaggery as his partner. Ugh. My ovaries and bits further down throb for the briefest of moments before I get them under control. No, nope. Not going there.
“Well, well, well. That was aninterestingway to end the evening. Maybe you should have gotten both their numbers,” Lily pipes up
“Are you nuts? Hot men don’t like banging sick ladies.”
“I wasn’t talking about banging. Although you could definitely do that with them. I mean, the way they were looking at you was more than just banging. Maybe you could hang out with them, get to know them. It’s been a long time since you’ve had someone in your corner. Not all guys are losers like Gavin. You know it wasn’t your Lupus that made him leave, that was just the excuse he used.”
“Still, it hurt like a mofo, and the stress brought on a flare. I was sick for a long time after that. I’m not risking it again. No siree Bob. This vagina AND heart is closed to anyone with a penis.”
“Oh, so it’s open for vaginas? Good to know.” I move to slap my sister in the arm but she’s far more agile than me. Shedeflects the slap and threads her arm through mine, leading us towards my car.
“How’s your hand? You didn’t hurt anything too bad?”
“It’s fine, I used my strong hand.” We both snort at that.
“Come on, this was a bust,” Lily says. “Let’s go to yours, put on Harlot Quinn’s old maternity pants and eat crap.” I raise a brow in her direction. “What? They have superior waistband stretch. Don’t knock it til you try it.”
“Uh huh. How did you get them anyway?”
“After Moss caught her cheating for the last time I helped him clear her crap out. They’re surprisingly fashionable. I wear them to dinner sometimes. Premium styleandcomfort.”
“You’re turning into mom.”
Lily gasps and narrows her eyes at me. “You’re just jealous you never came up with the idea.” Yeah, OK, I am a little jealous. Hoe-sa Parks did have fabulous dress sense. “So, maternity pants and a movie. Oh, and I’m sleeping over.”
“Davies sister sleepover, yeah boi!”
“You really need to stop trying to be cool for your students. It’s not working for you.”
Nitro
