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“For now,” Coriander adds with a giggle.
Huh?
“You mind if we ask you a few questions for our Cagelicious Crew?” Sage asks.
“Your what?”
“Our followers,” Sage hisses, flipping the phone so I can see the screen.
And yep, that’s me… looking like they caught me right after learning my condoms were stolen by my rival who’s trying to destroy my secret girlfriend.
“First question,” Coriander says in a grave tone. This must be her journalist persona. “What is your music?”
I blink at the screen as they wait.
“What is my music?”
They nod.
“I don’t…”
“Ah! I think we stumped him, girls!”
I think they’re right.
“Okay, next question. If you could only pick one, which would it be?”
She turns the screen back to me.
All I see is a baffled version of myself. What exactly am I picking? I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess they’ve never interviewed anyone before. Have they ever asked someone a question?
“The third one,” I say dryly.
“Ooh, scandalous. I like it.”
“Thanks?”
“Do you have any questions for us?”
The way they think questions work? No.
“Not really. It was great meeting you all,” I say with a tight smile.
“You too,” they say. “Kisses!”
They faux applaud for the camera.
Is anyone even watching this? Didn’t they just decide there would be a “this” yesterday? I’m amazed they even got past the grueling name phase.
“We’ll see you later, sweetie!” Sage calls as I start toward the elevators.
I lift a hand in acknowledgement without turning around.
“So lucky,” Coriander says to someone. “Can’t wait.”
Are they talking to me? About me? I’m so confused.
“I don’t know. Let’s ask him. Hey, Val,” Sage shouts.
