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AIRPORT GUARD 1
Sir, you’re going to have to come with us.
BURT
(Flashing some kind of ID at the guard.) It’s ok. I’m a bounty hunter.
AIRPORT GUARD 1
Oh! Well never mind then.
(The guards exit leaving the three alone. Wilt is taken aback by how easily they let Burt go.)
WILT
I am seriously starting to doubt this airport’s competence when it comes to public safety.
DUKE
Wilt, stop being such a stick it the mud. (Turning to Burt.) I bet you’re here on some awesome case like hunting down the leader of a drug cartel!
BURT
No. Actually I’m just here to pick up my wife from her flight back from Russia.
WILT
It was lucky that you were here to help us out.
BURT
I don’t believe in luck.
SONYA
(From off-screen) Don’t be so rude, darling.
(Camera cuts to a shot of Sonya starting with the legs and slowly panning up to her face. Cut back to a full shot of everyone as we see Duke start checking Sonya out.)
DUKE
(Stepping closer to Sonya.) Well hello. And what’s your name?
(Cut to a close-up of Sonya’s eyes as they twinkle to show Aphrodite’s spell taking effect. Then cut to a medium shot of Duke and Sonya.)
SONYA
I am Sonya.
(Wilt sees Duke trying to flirt with Sonya and quickly steps between them.)
WILT
You must be Burt’s wife.
SONYA
Da. (Checking out Duke while gently biting her lower lip.) Burt, you must introduce me to your friend.
