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DUKE
(Looking back up.) What?
WILT
You’ve risked our lives, you’ve had us abandon everything back home, and you’ve draged me to some random island in a different freaking hemisphere! So, when I ask you what our plan is please tell me something at least a little reassuring.
DUKE
Well I still have no idea where the Heart of Aphrodite is… BUT! I decided to start our search on this island for two reasons. First, it was the first flight to Greece that I saw available.
WILT
And the second reason?
(At that moment they walk near a sales stand set up in the lobby. The salesman notices them and starts to call them over. Cut to a shot from the side as Duke and Wilt approach the stand. The salesman always appears happy and excited no matter what he says.)
SALESMAN
Get your souvenirs for the upcoming Festival of Love! We got T-shirts, hats, and of course condoms! Fun for the whole family! It’s going to BLOW YOUR MIND!
WILT
Oh my god.
DUKE
The Laggny Festival of Love.
SALESMAN
It’s pronounced Lágnos!
DUKE
Yeah, I’m not going to remember that. Anyway, this festival is one of the craziest, most epic parties on earth. Everybody gets laid. Maybe even you.
SALESMAN
This is the last place you’ll be able to use your American money so don’t be stingy now!
DUKE
Ya wanna a T-shirt?
WILT
I-
DUKE
Don’t worry. (Holding up a five dollar bill.) This one’s on Abraham Lincoln.
(Duke ignores Wilt’s complaints while buying two “Festival of Love” T-shirts from the salesman. Cut to a medium shot of Duke and Wilt as Wilt tries to talk to Duke.)
WILT
You mean to tell me that we don’t have a single lead? How are we supposed to find the Heart of Aphrodite like this? Are you even listening to me?
