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“They’ll stretch. Besides, it’s either these or my robe.”

Snatching the shorts out of her hands, I pulled them on, sighing when I saw how short they were. “I look like one of the Village People.”

Then she handed over a night shirt. “This is the biggest thing I have.”

I held it up in front of me by the thin straps. “I’m not sure a v-neck is really best suited to me.”

“Just put it on.”

She shoved past me as I finished getting ready. The flare of the night shirt wasn’t nearly as loose on me, but it did its job. The shorts, however, were the most uncomfortable thing I’d ever worn. I pulled at the ass of the pants as I made my way out to join our company.

“Wow,” Shane grinned. “I have never been more turned on in my life.”

“I think this shade of purple looks really good on me,” I preened, striking a few poses.

“Yeah, nothing like a little moose knuckle to catch the ladies’ eyes.”

“You still haven’t explained why you’re here.”

“We’re here because your friend is an ass,” Clarissa explained.

“That doesn’t really surprise me,” I answered with a smile.

“You and I are going to talk,” Shane snapped, pointing his finger at me. Then moved into the living room away from the ladies.

“I’m going to need a drink for this.”

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