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Chapter 10
“You have a lot of balls.”
Ryan:Are you still mad?
Danny:I’m going to burn this house to the ground.
Ryan:Please don’t do that. I already sent a very strongly worded email to the company.
Danny:And I already called the number on the box and told the person on the phone I would hunt them down and shit on everything they love.
Ryan:Now we’ll never get that missing Lego piece!
Danny:Who packs up a Lego set and forgets ONE FUCKING PIECE? I won’t be able to sleep again until thatStarry Nightis finished. And you’ll be happy to know they’re overnighting it to us.
Ryan:Wow. Impressive.
Danny:I was also told if I ever called that number again, they would have me arrested, but it was worth it.
Ryan:I’ll put a jar in the kitchen when I get home tonight so we can start saving our spare change for your bail money.
Danny:That’s probably wise.
Danny:You have a lot of balls.
Ryan:I… I don’t know how to respond to this.
Danny:In your closet in the entryway. I was looking for an extension cord, and I found where you keep your balls.
Ryan:Oh! Yeah, I do have a lot of bowling balls. There’s a box of cords behind the two blue balls. But they’re really heavy, so be careful.
Danny:Got it. You have heavy blue balls I should be careful lifting LOL!
Ryan:Right. That’s what I said. Why is this funny?
Danny:Read that again, but say it out loud this time.
Ryan:OMG!
Danny:You can’t blame your stupid phone’s autocorrect for this one, my friend.
Danny:How’s Sunday dinner with your dad going?
Ryan:He’s only brought up me being mayor ten times so far.
Danny:I’m sorry. Just flip a table and walk out.
Ryan:Ha! Don’t tempt me. Also, don’t be sorry. He’s usually up to twenty by now. I feel bad I didn’t bring you with me. What are you going to eat?
Danny:You do realize I’ve been cooking for us, right? I think I can manage.
Ryan:You’re eating cereal for dinner, aren’t you?
Danny:Uuuggghhh, whatever! Cooking for one is so pointless. Also, we’re out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch now.
Ryan:I will poop on everything you love.
Danny:You know that just sounds funny instead of offensive, right?
