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“Rockford Romano, this is your grandson’s birthday party,” Nikki complains. “Have some respect.”
“Well, you didn’t have respect when you—”
Nikki’s eyes widen, enough for Rocky to shut up.
“Please finish that sentence,” Eric coerces. “Nikki’s got her blow job hairstyle which she argues there’s no such thing.”
“I think,” Rocky says with a smug look on his face. “I’ll keep my lips sealed. I value my life, also my blow jobs.”
Will walks toward us, catching only the end of the sentence. With a disappointed head shake, he then walks in the opposite direction mumbling something to himself.
“You’re tormenting your son,” Lex informs Rocky. “How is he not in therapy yet?”
“Maybe because he has someone who satisfies him every night,” Rocky retorts.
Lex presses his lips together with a tight expression. “I really hope Nikki does rip your balls off one day.”
“Okay, enough about Rocky’s balls and back to this date,” Eric interrupts with a desperate plea in his tone. “Please, I’m begging you. I’ll even show you a pic.”
Eric removes his phone from his pocket, flicking through before showing me the picture. Both Rocky and Lex move in to catch a look.
“Young,” is all Lex says.
“But that rack…damn, boy, you’ll be busy.” Rocky nods with approval. “The key to motorboating is all in your depth. Get in there, deep, which allows the sound to amplify.”
Lex bows his head, trying not to laugh while Eric stands still in confusion.
“Wait, I thought the whole thing behind motorboating is to mimic a motorboat’s engine, you know, the propeller-type thing?”
“Yeah.” Rocky raises his brows with a sneer. “It should sound something like this…”
Rocky does an impression that’s hard to keep a straight face over. To end this crazy conversation and also the unwanted attention from the sounds he makes, I blurt out, “Fine, what do I need to do?”
Eric claps his hands, rambling details about some Hollywood red carpet event, exactly where I need to go, and what to wear. When it comes to events like this, Eric doesn’t skip a beat. Finally, he catches a breath, then abandons us to join Mom and Kate.
“What pushed you to decide?” Rocky nudges me. “The tits or mouth? Because fuck me what she could do with those li—”
He’s cut off when Jessa appears, eyeing us like we’d been caught doing something wrong.
“Why are you all looking at me weird?” she asks, furrowing her brows. “Actually, why are you all looking at me like you’ve done something wrong?”
“Nothing wrong,” Rocky says with an overbearing smile. “Eric just set up Andy on a date.”
The minute he says it, I want to punch him in the face.
“A date? Like, with a person?”
“With this chick with a huge rack—”
Now I cut him off. “It’s a favor to Eric. She needed a date to an event, that’s all.”
Jessa keeps her eyes fixated on me, her stare almost blank until she nods with a forced smile. “Sounds like fun. Anyway, I just came over here because Millie is looking for you.”
I should ask her if she’s mad, since the last time I went out with a girl, we got into a fight over something ridiculous that I can’t even remember. But I choose to leave well enough alone, for now, and go search for Millie.
Inside the kitchen, Charlie kisses me hello but has her hands full with platters in which I offer to help. My sister, Luna, comes to the rescue, leaving Millie and me alone.
My hands reach for a carrot stick while I watch Millie chop some fruit.
