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The hollow silence in my head was followed with waves of snickers and blatant laughter.
“Fucking Christ, who turned our girl on?”Saint heaved.“I can feel the heat all the way here and I can’t possibly have a boner right now in the middle of mass.”
“It was Milo,”Neo revealed.“Took his shirt off after informing Sweetness that fae can have tentacle cocks.”
Wait. Wait. Wait. We did not say tentacle cocks! Milo! Is that true?
“It is, princess.”Milo chuckled seductively.“Wanna ride?”
NEO! Let me free! Let me fucking free!
“Nope. I’ve got to stop you from jumping the royal prince and flooding him and the rest of the pack with all your dirty fantasies…which are rather intriguing.”
Hey! Don’t air out my dirty laundry! Y’all probably masturbate in the shower all the time.
“Nah. That’s just Jayce on the regular to get his sexual frustration out and Dimitris every day when he doesn’t get to see Will-AH!”Saint began but was cut off.“Fucking hell! Alpha! You can’t mentally abuse me when I’m in the holy walls of the cathedral.”
“Says the man talking shit and throwing people under the bus,”Jayce noted.“There’s nothing wrong with masturbating either. It’s hard when there’s one of Willow and too much unnecessary bullshit to clean up.”
“We should assign sex days!”Saint gleefully stated.
“There are eight of us,”Dimitris finally chipped into the conversation.
“Well, Viktor doesn’t count cause he’s shy as fuck,”Saint whined.“Hey, Vikky?! When was the last time you kissed Blossoming Flower, huh? See? It was probably on the mountain when she was revived by the hands of a reaper.”
“I have an ominous feeling that you wish to perish at the hands of the assassin, Saint,”Milo noted.“I’ll ensure you get a royal funeral.”
“Saint just likes grinding everyone’s gears,”Onyx muttered.“Just kick his balls when he’s not looking.”
“Oh no, no, no. Don’t do that. I need these so I can take Willow to heaven when she orgasms.”
You can’t do that?!
“Who says I can’t?”
GOD? The Creator people serve. I don’t know. The Bible?
“If the Vatican sings hymns by day and worships a sinful Dark Lord in the early hours of the night, then we can go up to heaven and have sex.”
“Are you actually hearing yourself?”Now Jayce was just snickering.“We need more pack talks like this. I find we’ll do absolutely nothing but talk about far too much.”
“That’s the lovely joy of hanging out,”Saint reasoned.“Now let’s find a way to get Loki into these conversations.”
Wait. Is that possible?
“There are ways,”Dimitris noted.“I’m just not sure if I have the resources to get the materials we need to create something like that with the holidays.”
“I can do something,”Milo revealed which got the rest of the pack’s attention.“Has to be after I rejuvenate myself, but I can make a piece of jewelry that he can wear. It would require a drop of blood from each of us, though, to secure the connection, but it would at least ensure we can talk to Loki and he can reach out to the pack without him being bonded.
“What can’t fae do?”Saint muttered.
“That’s why they live in another world. They can do almost anything which leaves humans feeling butt hurt and just frustrates shifters,”Viktor noted like it was a fact.
“Why didn’t you use that method to join the pack with Viktor when we needed to find Rebel Flower?”Jayce inquired, the question directed at Milo.
“Wouldn’t work,”Milo revealed.“Willow’s blood needs to be present. She’s too strong in the pack dynamic so if I’d tried that method, it wouldn’t have worked to find her. Viktor’s connection was the strongest since the awakening, remember?”
“Ah. Right,”Jayce seemed pleased with the answer.“Hey, Onyx? Where are you and Loki anyway?”
