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“Girl, you know how he is. I am sure you were just soaking up the attention.” Angie loves gossip.
“Ew, gross.” Who knows what fishes have been swimming through his stream?
“Oh come on, that sexual tension bubbling between you two is so hot.” I swear her mouth is going to start foaming any second.
“Well, I am glad you get off on it; someone should. It is pretty good material. Especially when I walk in on him getting a blowjob right after breakfast. Gosh, did you know his balls look like soggy biscuits and gravy?” I tell her this so we can stop our weekly chat, and it does justice because she scrunches her nose and goes back to her notebook.
Sure, I have obviously thought about duct-taping Lad’s mouth shut so I could use his body without having to be interrogated by his brain. But I weighed the odds. Do I really want a chance at catching chlamydia or something worse like feelings for the dude who honestly does not need help stroking his massive ego?
“Oh, I totally forgot, do you want to go to a party this weekend? My sorority is having a bonfire.” Angie is too chipper for her own peppy good. In another life, she would have been burned at the stake for having those freckles and flaming orange hair.
That’s probably why I like her. People think I am a witch, and she may have been one.
“Does it look like I want to go to a party with your club?” There is not a speck of excitement on my face.
“Perfect, I totally will text you the details.” Angie claps, then gets her phone out.
I want to clarify nowhere on my face said yes, invite me, please I am begging you.
Chapter 4
Aladden
Thismorning,Ihadan awesome workout at practice and am feeling very good about myself. I pop a few pills and they make me feel right as rain. There isn’t a storm cloud in sight, until there is and she rains down with sharp objects.
“Hey, pretty girl.” I think maybe charm might work on her, because obviously, the hate comments aren’t winning me any favors.
“Don’t bother, find another pond to put your fishing pole in, buddy.” Alaska is making this mighty difficult for me.
“Oh I was just trying to be nice. I mean, you probably don’t get a lot of compliments since you ride the bus like an unloved elementary kid.” I guess the friendly thing lasted two seconds; new record though.
“The bus is cheap. Not everybody can con people with our attractions, some of us need to keep our dignity.” And a stab goes right through my heart, baby.
“Awe, so it’s a poor thing then?” Well since she refuses any kind of monetary privilege, I think she likes to suffer.
“Awe, so it’s an asshole thing for you.” Those pearly whites shine, and I think I love teasing her more than I need to kick this pill problem.
“You’re awfully interested in my asshole. If you ask politely, I might show it to you.” I bop a finger on her nose.
“Promise?” She sounds like a kid on Christmas.
“I’ll even get it bleached for you.” My grin matches hers.
“Make sure they wax all that mammoth hair off your balls. I’m sure you’ve been having a terrible time finding them under all that time off.” Bam, another hit, and Alaska keeps them coming.
“Would you like to check?” I grab a hold of my goods.
“Sure, I’m headed to biology anyway, would love to get your balls under the microscope and document evidence they actually exist.” Coming back with the killer comments.
“You wound me, Alyeska.” Grabbing her hand and placing it over my heart.
“Better you than me, pretty boy.” Tearing her hand back to her body.
I watch her walk away without a freaking care in the world for me. How nice that must be. Somehow I will convince her to help me. She has to give in eventually to my whimsical kindness.
My interactions with Alaska has proven both revolting and riveting. Most days, she hates my guts, but other days she doesn’t want to set fire to my hair.
We meet in the library later; she has come up with questions and my mind is racing, and my heart is rapid. I can’t find the calm and am itching to get back in the pool.
