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“KiKiKiKiKi!” Voodoo Lexi laughed menacingly.
“Well, Voodoo Lexi actually did y’all a favor because you’d all be dead if that semi-beheaded tractor of a bitch moved a single step,” Colton revealed. “The bomb isn’t one simple explosion. This whole place is covered with land mines hidden beneath the floorboards.”
Fucking shit.
Even the guards didn’t have any words for the revelation which had Colton sighing as he further leaned against the rail like he was popped out.
“That’s why I had to pull out my puppeteer strings and lower Wallas to pick up Momo and the voodoo fleet to escape back to the valley first. As cute as they all are, none of them are coordinated. They would have gotten to dancing and accidentally fallen off the table. Then boom. We’re all dead. I’ll praise them for their needle acupuncture though.”
“What do the needles at our throat do?” the boss questioned. “Kill us?”
“Nah,” Colton replied. “Chances are she’ll pull them all out in one go, which will knock you all out at once, and well, I guess you can figure out what that’s going to trigger.”
“Aww shit,” one of the guards groaned. “So we’re still dying.”
“Sadly.” Colton didn’t seem the least bit sympathetic about it. “You were going to kill my friends. Can’t really pity any of you murderous rapists.”
“Rapists?!” one of the guards argued. “We didn’t rape anyone.”
“You were going to rape the cute chick over there who looks like Goldibitch but hotter. I know it’s hard to control your dicks in near-death experiences, but you lost every strand of sympathy I carry when you mentioned kidnapping and fucking her in the truck.” His eyes darkened as he added, “Scum like you are the reason why so many hybrid children get born into this sick world. If the shifter world wasn’t so stuck up about abortion thanks to our declining population numbers, we’d have one less problem in the world. That, or cutting off any man’s cock who forces himself on a woman. Wouldn’t that be enjoyable to commit?”
“KiKiKiKi!” Voodoo Lexi agreed, and I realized she wasn’t on the table anymore but back on Laura’s shoulder. Instead of her pink butcher knife, she held a pink ribbon in her grasp.Where was she even summoning this stuff from?
Without question, she slapped the end of the ribbon onto the sliced area where the coagulated blood was thick enough to grasp the thin material. With a leap, she used the strings to her advantage as she spun around and around until Laura’s neck was wrapped with the glittering pink ribbon.
“What does that do?” Lauren asked, but the ribbon began to glow a light pink until it poofed into smoke and revealed a pink collar.
“Um…” Colton began and slowly tilted his head to one side. “Voodoo Lexi, did you just make Goldibitch your pet?”
“KIKIKIKI!” she cheered and put her hands up in triumph before she began to shake her hips and chant like what Momo and the other voodoo dolls would do.
“Now I’ve seen fucking everything,” Lauren summed up. “Even a dancing doll celebrating her successful capture of a traitorous bitch.”
“Is she even alive?” Nathan questioned.
“Probably passed out with her eyes open,” Colton muttered. “Alright. Are you done, Voodoo Lexi? The time limit for the spell is about to hit which means I need you back here so we can teleport y’all out of here.”
“All of us?” Lauren frowned. “You can’t teleport me. I’m not a part of your pack. Nor am I a demon.”
“Oh…” Colton pouted his lips. “That’s not good. There are reinforcements outside and around the block. Think you’ve got enough magic to try to get yourself out of here?”
“I could the moment the wards are down, but it’ll take me ten seconds,” she confessed and arched an eyebrow at Voodoo Lexi. “Is she about to pull the needles out with her knife?”
We all realized the needles the voodoo fleet had inserted in each of the armed men had a tiny thread attached to the hoop end, and the other half was now wrapped around the handle of the pink butcher knife.
Voodoo Lexi was still dancing on Laura’s shoulder, but one swing of her doll hand and the snap of the threads would tug at the needles and put the men to sleep.
Then when the movement of time was triggered, their drop would kindle the mines.
“The moment the wards drop, Alpha will be able to move again. I can teleport Alpha Nathan and Goldibitch to Haven A to get checked. Felix and Fynn said they would be waiting for us there if any of us were hurt,” Colton explained. “Alpha can get Voodoo Lexi and you can teleport with them to the outside. You’ll only have two seconds to bolt, but I think there’s a phone booth or something down the block. It's one of those vintage ones that the government got some witches to put a spell on to make it indestructible or some shit. You can cram into that!”
“Should I ask why you know that?” Nathan managed to ask.
“Having sex in an indestructible phone booth is wild.”
“Ki?” Voodoo Lexi paused mid-dance to look up at Colton, who rolled his eyes.
“What? It's true! You guys can’t try it today, but if Alpha brings us back here, you two should give it a go,” Colton suggested.
