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“I told him if he didn’t get his fucking ass up, it was gonna be a misunderstanding. 1-800-ASK-USPS was gon’ get a fucking earful. If I had to jump through hoops to get to who I needed to talk to, I was gon’ be sitting outside that damn post office waiting for his ass to leave. Then I’d follow him home and beat the shit out of his ass for the same amount of time I was on the phone.”
She put her hand over her face and slowly shook her head. “Storm, just when I think you can’t get any worse, you do something like this. You owe Dudley an apology.”
I frowned. “I don’t owe Dudley shit. He owes me an apology.”
“What did he say after that, Storm?”
“Nothing. He got his ass up and did what I needed him to do. When he held out my receipt, I snatched that shit and probably gave his ass a couple of paper cuts. I hope he get salt in them.”
Aspen slowly shook her head again as she rolled her eyes. “Lawd have mercy. He gon’ be looking at me sideways next time I have to go in there.”
“Storm! Get y’all asses on this dance floor!” Jasper yelled, interrupting our conversation.
I noticed Chasity was dancing with him now, and Jessica had gone over to a table with the rest of the wedding party. She was standing next to this dude that was tall as fuck. Nigga was tall as that cell phone tower outside. He had to be every bit of six feet ten. Muthafucka could still be chopped down though. He was one of Lennox’s groomsmen, but I still had my eyes on him.
I waved Jasper off as Tiffany said, “You know that nigga can’t really dance. Them damn boats that he call feet trip him up.”
“That’s alright though. Aspen appreciate how big these feet are.”
Tiffany rolled her eyes as Aspen sat on my lap and kissed my lips. “So, since we are kid free tonight and have the entire house to ourselves, I expect the works.”
I frowned. “You get the works all the time. What’chu talkin’ ’bout?”
“No, I don’t. I want to cum in every area of the house.”
I lowered my head and gave her a devilish grin. “Girl, you tryna get that old thing back? We ain’t in our twenties no more.”
She giggled. “Well, let’s get as close to that as physically possible. You had your vasectomy redone, and now, my tubes are tied. Nothing but space and opportunity, big daddy.”
“Shit, let’s fucking leave right now,” I said as I gripped her ass.
She lowered her head and kissed my lips, slipping her tongue in my mouth. I was gon’ get carried away in here. I pulled away from her. “Girl, the general is rising. I don’t wanna make all my brothers jealous in this bitch.”
She giggled again and stood from my lap, grabbing my hand and pulling me to my feet. “Let’s go, daddy.”
“You ain’t said nothing but a word.”
“Where y’all going?” Jenahra asked as she came out of the kitchen.
I frowned like something stank and stuck my tongue out of my mouth, hanging it over my lower lip. Jen frowned then fake gagged. “That’s what you get for asking questions. You got the rated G version. I could have said that I was going deep sea diving in my wife’s pu—”
“Storm!” Aspen yelled then laughed. “Stop!”
Jenahra’s face was red as hell. She rolled her eyes as I smacked Aspen’s ass. When we got outside, she turned to me. “You have no filter at all, and you wonder why nobody wants to babysit our kids but your mama.”
“Oh, I don’t wonder. I know they bad as hell. My mama dealt with me, so she can handle them. She almost fucked Noni and Bali up the other day. She fussed at them and heard them mouthing off when she was walking away.”
Aspen stopped and turned to me before we could get to the car. “What did they say?”
I bit my lip, trying to hold in my smile. “Noni said,Her old ass gets on my last nerve. Bali followed up and added,She gon’ need us before long. Put her ass in a nursing home.”
Aspen’s eyes widened. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I handled it. That’s why they were washing cars and shit the other day. You know how much they hate manual labor. You should have seen their faces when they had to wash those tractors. Now calm down. I need your mind back in the gutter. I got some nasty shit on my mind to do to you. I hope you and that juicy ass pussy ready for me.”
Her face turned red as she gave me a slight smile. “Aren’t we always?”
CHAPTER2
