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“It’s not about that. This time is different.”
“Why don’t you leave me and something that happenedtwenty fucking years agoout of your unresolved feelings for your ex-wife and focus on winning this goddamn election, Oscar? I don’t—”
Luna cuts himself off because there’s the sound of the doorknob turning, someone entering the offices.
Oscar switches to clipped English, making an excuse about discussing a bill, then says to Luna, in Spanish, “Just think about it.”
There are muffled sounds of Oscar and Luna clearing out of the office, and Alex sinks down onto his ass in the mulch, wondering what the hell he’s missing.
It starts with a fund-raiser, a silk suit and a big check, a nice white-tablecloth event. It starts, as it always does, with a text:Fund-raiser in LA next weekend. Pez says he’s going to get us all matching embroidered kimonos. Put you down for a plus-two?
He grabs lunch with his dad, who flat-out changes the subject every time Alex brings up Luna, and afterward heads to the gala, where Alex gets to properly meet Bea for the first time. She’s much shorter than Henry, shorter even than June, with Henry’s clever mouth but their mom’s brown hair and heart-shaped face. She’s wearing a motorcycle jacket over her cocktail dress and has a slight posture he recognizes from his own mother as a reformed chainsmoker. She smiles at Alex,wide and mischievous, and he gets her immediately: another rebel kid.
It’s a lot of champagne and too many handshakes and a speech by Pez, charming as always, and as soon as it’s over, their collective security convenes at the exit and they’re off.
Pez has, as promised, six matching silk kimonos waiting in the limo, each one embroidered across the back with a different riff on a name from a movie. Alex’s is a lurid teal and saysHOE DAMERON. Henry’s lime-green one readsPRINCE BUTTERCUP.
They end up somewhere in West Hollywood at a shitty, sparkling karaoke bar Pez somehow knows about, neon bright enough that it feels spontaneous even though Cash and the rest of their security have been checking it and warning people against taking photos for half an hour before they arrive. The bartender has immaculate pink lipstick and stubble poking through thick foundation, and they rapidly line up five shots and a soda with lime.
“Oh, dear,” Henry says, peering down into his empty shot glass. “What’s in these? Vodka?”
“Yep,” Nora confirms, to which both Pez and Bea break out into fits of giggles.
“What?” Alex says.
“Oh, I haven’t had vodka since uni,” Henry says. “It tends to make me, erm. Well—”
“Flamboyant?” Pez offers. “Uninhibited?Randy?”
“Fun?” Bea suggests.
“Excuseyou, I amloadsof fun all the time! I am adelight!”
“Hello, excuse me, can we get another round of these please?” Alex calls down the bar.
Bea screams, Henry laughs and throws up a V, and it all goes hazy and warm in the way Alex loves. They all tumbleinto a round booth, and the lights are low, and he and Henry are keeping a safe distance, but Alex can’t stop staring at how the special-effect beams keep hitting Henry’s cheekbones, hollowing his face out in blues and greens. He’s something else—half-drunk and grinning in a $2,000 suit and a kimono, and Alex can’t tear his eyes away. He waves over a beer.
Once things get going, it’s impossible to tell how Bea is the one persuaded up to the stage first, but she unearths a plastic crown from the prop chest onstage and rips through a cover of “Call Me” by Blondie. They all wolf whistle and cheer, and the bar crowd finally realizes they’ve got two members of the royal family, a millionaire philanthropist, and the White House Trio crammed into one of the sticky booths in a rainbow of vivid silk. Three rounds of shots appear—one from a drunk bachelorette party, one from a herd of surly butch chicks at the bar, and one from a table of drag queens. They raise a toast, and Alex feels more welcomed than he ever has before, even at his family’s victory rallies.
Pez gets up and launches into “So Emotional” by Whitney Houston in a shockingly flawless falsetto that has the whole club on their feet in a matter of moments, shouting their approval as he belts out the glory notes. Alex looks over in giddy awe at Henry, who laughs and shrugs.
“I told you, there’s nothing he can’t do,” he shouts over the noise.
June is watching the whole performance with her hands clapped to her face, her mouth hanging open, and she leans over to Nora and drunkenly yells, “Oh,no… he’s… so… hot…”
“I know, babe,” Nora yells back.
“I want to… put my fingers in his mouth…” she moans, sounding horrified.
Nora cackles and nods appreciatively and says, “Can I help?”
Bea, who has gone through five different lime and sodas so far, politely passes over a shot that’s been handed to her as Pez pulls June up on stage, and Alex throws it back. The burn makes his smile and his legs spread a little wider, and his phone is in his hand before he registers sliding it out of his pocket. He texts Henry under the table:wanna do something stupid?
He watches Henry pull his own phone out, grin, and arch a brow over at him.
What could be stupider than this?
Henry’s mouth falls open into a very unflattering expression of drunken, bewildered arousal, like a hot halibut, at his reply several beats later. Alex smiles and leans back into the booth, making a show of wrapping wet lips around the bottle of his beer. Henry looks like his entire life might be flashing before his eyes, and he says, an octave too high, “Right, well, I’ll just—nip to the loo!”
