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Re: You are a dark sorcerer
Henry 6/8/20 7:21 PM
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Alex,
You know, when you go to Oxford to get a degree in English literature, as I have, people always want to know who your favorite English author is.
The press team compiled a list of acceptable answers. They wanted a realist, so I suggested George Eliot—no, Eliot was actually Mary Anne Evans under a pen name, not a strong male author. They wanted one of the inventors of the English novel, so I suggested Daniel Defoe—no, he was a dissenter from the Church of England. At one point, I threw out Jonathan Swift just to watch the collective coronary they had at the thought of an Irish political satirist.
In the end they picked Dickens, which is hilarious. They wanted something less fruity than the truth, but truly, what is gayer than a woman who languishes away in a crumbling mansion wearing her wedding gown every day of her life, for the drama?
The fruity truth: My favorite English author is Jane Austen.
So, to borrow a passage fromSense and Sensibility: “You want nothing but patience—or give it a more fascinatingname, call it hope.” To paraphrase: I hope to see you put your green American money where your filthy mouth is soon.
Yours in sexual frustration,
Henry
Alex feels like somebody has probably warned him about private email servers before, but he’s a little fuzzy on the details. It doesn’t feel important.
At first, like most things that require time when instant gratification is possible, he doesn’t see the point of Henry’s emails.
But when Richards tells Sean Hannity that his mother hasn’t accomplished anything as president, Alex screams into his elbow and goes back to:The way you speak sometimes is like sugar spilling out of a bag with a hole in the bottom.When WASPy Hunter brings up the Harvard rowing team for the fifth time in one workday:Your arse in those trousers is a crime.When he’s tired of being touched by strangers:Come back to me when you’re done being flung through the firmament, you lost Pleiad.
Now he gets it.
His dad wasn’t wrong about how ugly things would get with Richards leading the ticket. Utah ugly, Christian ugly, ugliness couched in dog whistles and toothy white smiles. Right-wing think pieces about entitlement thrown in his and June’s direction, reeking of:Mexicans stole the First Family jobs too.
He can’t allow the fear of losing in. He drinks coffee andbrings his policy work on the campaign trail and drinks more coffee, reads emails from Henry, and drinks even more coffee.
The first DC Pride since his “bisexual awakening” happens while Alex is in Nevada, and he spends the day jealously checking Twitter—confetti raining down on the Mall, grand marshal Rafael Luna with a rainbow bandana around his head. He goes back to his hotel and talks to his minibar about it.
The biggest bright spot in all the chaos is that his lobbying with one of the campaign chairs (and his own mother) has finally paid off: They’re doing a massive rally at Minute Maid Park in Houston. Polls are shifting in directions they’ve never seen before. Politico’s top story of the week:IS2020THE YEAR TEXAS BECOMES A TRUE BATTLEGROUND STATE?
“Yes, I will make sure everyone knows the Houston rally was your idea,” his mother says, barely paying attention, as she goes over her speech on the plane to Texas.
“You should say ‘grit,’ not ‘fortitude’ there,” June says, reading the speech over her shoulder. “Texans like grit.”
“Can y’all both go sit somewhere else?” she says, but she adds a note.
Alex knows a lot of the campaign is skeptical, even when they’ve seen the numbers. So when they pull up to Minute Maid and the line wraps around the block twice, he feels beyond gratified. He feelssmug.His mom gets up to make her speech to thousands, and Alex thinks,Hell yeah, Texas. Prove the bastards wrong.
He’s still riding the high when he swipes his badge at the door of the campaign office the following Monday. He’s been getting tired of sitting at a desk and going through focus groupsagain and again and again, but he’s ready to pick the fight back up.
The fact that he rounds the corner into his cubicle to find WASPy Hunter holding the Texas Binder brings him right the fuck back down.
“Oh, you left this on your desk,” WASPy Hunter says casually. “I thought maybe it was a new project they were putting us on.”
“Do I go onyourside of the cubicle and turn off your Dropkick Murphys Spotify station, no matter how much I want to?” Alex demands. “No,Hunter,I don’t.”
“Well, you do kind of steal my pencils a lot—”
Alex snatches the binder away before he can finish. “It’s private.”
“What is it?” WASPy Hunter asks as Alex shoves it back into his bag. He can’t believe he left it out. “All that data, and the district lines—what are you doing with all that?”
