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where’s my speech for milwaukee? i know you took it
HRH Prince Dickhead
Must you have this conversation in the group chat?
BUG
Part of it needed to be rewritten!!! I put it back with edits in the outside pocket of your messenger bag
davis is gonna kill you if you keep doing this
BUG
Davis saw how well my tweaks to the talking points went over on Seth Meyers last week so he knows better
why is there a rock in here too
BUG
That is a clear quartz crystal for clarity and good vibes do not @ me. We need all the help we can get right now
stop putting SPELLS on my STUFF
irl chaos demon
BURN THE WITCH
irl chaos demon
hey what do we think of this #look for the college voter thing tomorrow
irl chaos demon
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irl chaos demon
i’m going for, like, depressed lesbian poet who met a hot yoga instructor at a speakeasy who got her super into meditation and pottery, and now she’s starting a new life as a high-powered businesswoman selling her own line of hand-thrown fruit bowls
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HRH Prince Dickhead
Bitch, you took me there.
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NORA YOU BROKE HIM
irl chaos demon
lmaoooooo
The invitation comes certified airmail straight from Buckingham Palace. Gilded edges, spindly calligraphy:THE CHAIRMAN AND COMMITTEE OF MANAGEMENT OF THE CHAMPIONSHIPS REQUEST THE PLEASURE OF THE COMPANY OF ALEXANDER CLAREMONT-DIAZ IN THE ROYAL BOX ON THE6TH OF JULY,2020.
Alex takes a picture and texts it to Henry.
1. tf is this? aren’t there poor people in your country?
