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I introduced myself.
April introduced herself.
The guy said his name was Rick.
Then he pointed to me. “Where do I know you from?”
“Butt rash cream commercial,” April said without hesitation.
I smiled.
“She’s got to move out of my place,” I said. “I keep giving her too many intense orgasms.”
April gasped.
She stared daggers at me.
I leaned down toward her. “You started it.”
She elbowed me.
“Follow me,” Rick said. “Got a first floor unit. Air conditioning is decent. If I need to get it looked at,” he looked at us, “I will.”
I didn’t believe him for a second.
He opened the main door and the smell was worse than the locker room after a long practice.
April and I looked at each other.
She cringed.
The apartment door was supposed to be white.
Instead it was a dirt white.
There were green smears on the door.
Black around the trim.
Mold? Dirt?
Some dark crimson spots near the peephole.
Blood?
Rick stuck the key in the lock and jiggled it.
He looked back, grinning.
“It has character,” he said.
He jiggled the key some more and threw his shoulder into the door.
I leaned toward April again. “Character? From what… a horror movie?”
April elbowed me again.
Rick led the way into the apartment.
