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“A health bar.”
“Oh. Wow.”
“Yeah. I have to sell these. I have to market these. That’s my job.”
“Are they any good?”
“No clue. Hey, why don’t you try it? You’re an athlete. If you tell me these taste good and have decent ingredients, it’ll help.”
“What am I going to be… the mascot for these things?”
“No. But you can tell me what you think.”
“Sure, why not…”
Seb wrestled with the wrapper.
When it opened, the health bar had a very interesting look.
And texture.
“Um… April…”
“I know,” I said. “I see it too.”
Seb looked at me. “It looks like a-”
“I said I see it.”
“A dick.”
I shut my eyes for a second. “I said…”
“I know what you said,” Seb said. “But now you want me to put this in my mouth? This looks like a dick. That’s all bumpy and covered in pimples.”
“I’m going to throw up,” I said.
“I’m not eating this thing, April.”
“Please? Just take a bite and tell me what you think.”
Seb growled.
He opened his mouth really wide.
Too wide.
On purpose.
He closed his eyes and put the health bar into his mouth.
He groaned as he took a bite.
After a couple chews Seb jumped forward and spit everything out.
He started to cough.
“That bad?” I asked.
