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He shot me a look. “Yes, I’m pretty sure we’re safe from either of those, unless we eat something we find floating in the tub.”
“Gross!”
“Hey, you’re the one who named foodborne bacteria.”
“I’m getting in.” I turned on the jets, kicked off my flip flops, and left the towel on one of the chairs before climbing into the tub.
“Well, now that you’re in there and naked, how can I resist?” Aleksei followed me, and when he was seated in the bubbling water, he said, “You’re right about it being hot.”
I tried to look serious as I told him, “If you start to pass out, try to fall out of the tub, so you don’t drown. I’ll obviously try to save you, but I can only do so much.”
He smirked as he pulled me onto his lap. “That’s very reassuring.”
“I thought so.” The mural was behind him, and as I squinted at it over his shoulder, I muttered, “Oh wow, it’s a huge orgy.”
“What is?”
“That painting on the wall. I noticed there were a lot of people in it, so I thought it was a seek-and-find kind of thing. But if Waldo’s in there somewhere, he’s probably getting spit-roasted by a pair of muscle daddies.” Aleksei glanced over his shoulder, and I added, “I appreciate the fact that there’s every combination—MM, FF, MMM, MMF, FFMM, MMMM-plus.”
“What are you talking about? It sounds like you short-circuited.”
“The orgy! I guess they’re all dead, too.”
“What?”
“They’re doing it among these fluffy white clouds. If that’s supposed to be heaven, then they’re all dead.”
He stared at me and said, “What a bizarre observation.”
“Hey, don’t blame me, blame the artist. I’m not the one who decided to paint a celestial fuck fest.”
He smiled at me before slipping his hand around the back of my neck and kissing me. Then both hands slid down my back and cupped my ass. When I felt him getting hard, I grasped his cock and mine in one hand and began jerking us off while he deepened the kiss.
We were both totally getting into it a few minutes later, when we heard someone yell from the front of the building, “Police! Nobody move!”
Aleksei and I both paused and looked toward the curtained doorway. A couple of people started yelling, but it was tough to make out what was happening. Then I said, “Maybe it’s a raid.”
“Why would this place get raided?”
“Because it’s actually a brothel with hot tubs?”
We mulled that over for about two seconds, and then both of us were in motion. We launched ourselves out of the tub and hastily fastened the towels around our hips. Aleksei grabbed the fanny pack and hung it around his neck, while I grabbed both pairs of flip flops and threw them over the ivy-covered fence.
I climbed onto one of the plastic chairs and scampered over the fence, landing in an alley. Then I put on my shoes while I waited for Aleksei to follow me. This involved some vivid cursing in Russian, but after a moment, he managed to heave himself over the fence and land in a crouch.
When he straightened up, I blurted, “Where’s your towel?”
He looked down at himself, and his eyes went wide. “I didn’t realize it fell off!”
A bark of laughter slipped from me. I handed him my towel and took the fanny pack, because I figured I could cope with being buck-ass naked in public better than he could. He quickly wrapped the towel around his hips and stuck his feet in his flip flops. At the same time, I fastened the strap around my waist and adjusted it to position the fanny pack over my junk.
Then I grabbed his hand, and as we took off running he asked, “Where are we going?”
“Literally anyplace but here.”
“Good plan.”
We reached a street and darted across before continuing down the alley. After another block, we ducked into a doorway alcove and turned to look at each other.
In the next instant, both of us started howling with laughter. We doubled over and laughed until tears streamed down our faces, hanging onto each other and just absolutely losing it. At one point, Aleksei’s towel fell off, which only made us laugh harder. He grabbed it and held it in front of his cock while we shrieked and howled.
I was impressed that he could see the humor in this, because the person he’d been just a few weeks ago probably would have found it horrifying. That showed he was growing, and learning not to take everything so seriously.
It was a long time before we managed to get it under control. We were still chuckling as he fastened the towel around his hips and told me, “I’m really sorry. I had no idea that place was doing anything illegal.”
“I know you didn’t, and there’s no need to apologize.”
