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Trevor smiles at Jess. “Don’t let her downplay it, Jess. We’re practically siblings.”
“Jess, I am most definitely not related to this guy. He’s trouble with a capitalT.” Trevor laughs.
I turn back to Debbie. “Debbie, can you give Jess your ID and insurance cards?” Debbie hands her cards to Jess, and Jess starts to type away on the computer. “It looks like you’re holding your right eye. Why don’t you tell me exactly what happened to it.”
Debbie looks down and then elbows Trevor. He looks at me with a sheepish grin. “Well, Debbie woke me up this morning in the manner in which all men would like to be awakened.”
He pauses for a moment until I catch up. Okay, so she was giving him a blow job. I nod in understanding.
“I was trying to save her during the finale.” I don’t think I followed that. Clearly, he can tell. “I was pulling out.” Ah. Got it. I nod again.
“Debbie, being the amazing woman she is, was going to finish the job how all men prefer the job to be finished.” By swallowing. “We got our signals crossed, and I potentially finished right into her eye.”
Jess and I both need to cover our smiles with our hands. We attempt to stifle our laughs. We fail miserably. It doesn’t help that Trevor has a huge grin on his face. Poor Debbie.
After taking a few moments to compose myself, I get back into doctor mode. “Debbie, did his penis contact your eye, or just the ejaculation?”
Debbie is silent for a moment, so Trevor answers. “I’m pretty big, doc, but not quite that big. Just the massive ejaculation.” He grins again.
“Okay, Debbie. We’re going to wash your eye out with a cleaning solution. Once it’s clean, I’ll take a look for any damage. Being that his micro penis wasn’t big enough to hit your eye, I don’t see any reason why you should have any real damage. It may just be irritated and red for a day or two.” I give Trevor a big grin right back.
My dig doesn’t remotely bother Trevor. “Thanks, sis. You’re the best.”
Jess leaves to get the solution and Trevor turns back to me. “By the way, we need to make sure Mom and Dad kiss and make up. Dad has been a grumpy bear for two weeks.”
“Mymom has been a mess too. I picked him up this morning. I dropped him at her house on my way to work. I locked them in a room and told them to work out their shit. They’ll be fine. I don’t think either of them is happy without the other.”
“That was a good idea.”
“I know.” I nod towards Debbie. “Unlike you, I’m full of good ideas.” He laughs.
Just then, my text tone rings. I pull out my phone. It’s from Mom. It’s a selfie of her and Jackson with huge smiles. Their hair is wet and they’re in towels, clearly just having gotten out of the shower. Ugh. Gross. Couldn’t they wait until they were dressed to take a photo? There’s an accompanying text that reads,thank you for knowing what we needed – we’re back on track.
I show it to Trevor. “See. I told you I’d fix it.”
“Thank God. Thanksgiving dinner would have been depressing if they were still in a fight.”
My text tone pings again. I read it and lift my head to Trevor. “Looks like we’re having Thanksgiving together.” We both smile. “My sister mentioned going out tonight too. Are you coming?”
“Yes, Reagan texted Hayden and me. I’m trying to get Payton to join us, but he rarely goes out.”
“I rarely go out myself, but she’s talked me into it. Maybe more like forced me into it.”
“We’ll have fun. I promise.”
Jess returns and I take care of Debbie’s eye. As I suspected, there was no major damage, so I send them on their way.
After they leave, Jess looks at me. “Wow, your brother is hot.”
“He’s not my brother, but yes, he’s very good-looking. He looks exactly like his father, my mother’s boyfriend, who is also very good-looking. But Trevor is a bit of a nut. I’d stay away from that one. I mean, he just came into the eye of a girl whose last name he doesn’t even know.” We both laugh. “His twin is really sweet though.”
Her eyes pop open. “He has a twin? There are two of them? Sign me up for that.”
I giggle. “They’re not identical, but he’s very attractive too. He’s a medical school student right here. I’m sure he’ll be in the hospital at some point. I’ll introduce you to him.”
She smiles. “Thank you.”
I head to the supply closet to grab a few things, but when I open it, I’m surprised to see John standing between Michele’s naked legs. She yells, “Pound the zone, Johnny.”
