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“Maybe in front of people, but we’re alone.”
“I’ve learned to behave as if someone is always watching. For me, it’s usually true. And my new girlfriend is kind of a hottie. I can’t help myself.” He winks at me.
“No winking. I find it sexy, and I can’t find you sexy.”
“No problem.” He winks again.
“I mean it, Carter.”
“I got it.” He winks again.
Fuck.
As we walk into the house, he grabs for my hand. I look at him. He whispers, “Act normal, like you would with any other boyfriend.”
“Fine.” I hold his hand back. I stare down. His hand is enormous. I could fit twenty of my hand in his.
As we walk in, I remind him, “Remember my family has no filter. No topic is off limits.”
He smirks. “I can handle it.” He has no idea.
We walk into the family room where everyone is sitting except for Harley who hasn’t arrived yet.
“Everyone, this is Carter. Carter, this is everyone.” I proceed to introduce him to the whole gang.
Jackson is last. He shakes Carter’s hand. “Good to see you again, Carter. How’s your father?”
“Sadly, in good health.”
Everyone stops talking and stares at him. He just smiles.
Jackson attempts to save him though. “Carter’s father is a bit of…”
“An asshole. He’s an asshole,” Carter interrupts. “You can be honest in front of me, Jackson.”
“Well, yes,” Jackson agrees as he smirks. “He’s not terribly well-liked in the business world.”
“Or personal world or family world or anywhere.” Carter smiles again.
Mom breaks the awkwardness. “How about your mother, Carter?”
“She’s wonderful. She and I are extremely close.” Mom smiles at that.
Just then, Harley walks in the front door with a cup of a yellow substance. Aunt Cass and I look at each other in confusion. She turns back to Harley. “Did you bring us a urine sample?”
Harley rolls her eyes. “No, I asked them for a small sampling of the stuff they use in sugaring so you guys can see it.”
I stick my nose in the cup to smell it. “It doesn’t smell like sugar. It looks like honey. I’m not pulling my pants down for this shit.”
Harley shakes her head. “Trust me, I have no interest in applying anything to your vagina. I’m just showing you what it is. Watch.”
She proceeds to stick her hand in the honey substance. She attempts to roll it in a ball, but it’s not working. Now her hands are covered in the sticky substance.
I smirk at her. “Harley, you look like you just jacked off an elephant.” Mom, Skylar Trevor, and Aunt Cass laugh. Carter looks a bit shocked. Just wait.
Harley continues her fruitless attempts to make a ball. “It looks so simple when the woman from Pretty Kitty does it. I can’t seem to make a ball.”
Aunt Cass asks, “The store’s called Pretty Kitty?” Harley nods and we all laugh.
