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"Put that look away, bitch. It won't work on me," Lukas lisped in a loud voice. My eyes widened in surprise as I realized that not only was this vampire not Anna's date, he was flamboyantly gay. Lukas grabbed menus from the server that been silently standing by, watching the whole display with wide eyes.
He handed one to Anna and looked at the server. "She'll have an Amaretto Sour. And make it a big one so Ms. Bitch here will untighten the knot in her panties," Lukas paused for a dramatic effect. "And I'll have a Cosmopolitan. "
"Of course you'd have a Cosmo. You're gayer than a unicorn farting out a rainbow. " Anna rolled her eyes at Lukas. I felt another giggle escape from my lips as I looked across the table at Stefan in disbelief. His broad chest was shaking with silent laughter at Anna's cutting remarks. I was beginning to wonder if I was in some sort of Twilight Zone episode. I'm intimately involved with the sexy beast of a vampire seated across from me and now I'm in the presence of a vampire version of a much prettier Rupert Everett. Shaking my head in amused disbelief, I downed the rest of my third mojito in one swallow.
Anna shot Lukas another black look before opening her menu. "If I hadn't had to listen to you whine like a little bitch for the last hour and a half I wouldn't be in this mood, Lukas. "
Lukas cocked his head to the side and sniffed, busying himself in studying his menu. I put my chin in the palm of my hand that rested on the table, my eyes darting back and forth as they bickered. I swallowed another giggle, deciding it was time to enter the conversation.
"So how do you know Stefan, Lukas?" I asked him, watching as Stefan's smile disappeared and he sent Lukas a look of caution.
He shot Stefan a pointed look, then focused on me after he closed his menu and placed in on the table in front of him. "Stefan and I worked on a project together many years ago. We struck up a friendship and the rest is history. " He puckered his lips at Stefan. "I'm hurt that you didn't mention me to Josie. I thought we were better friends, Stefan. " Lukas made a production of pulling his napkin out and wiping a non-existent tear away from his eye.
Stefan sighed heavily and rubbed his hand over his face in response to Lukas' theatrics, leaving me to wonder if I was in the presence of the gayest man, or should I say vampire, in the world.
Anna didn't try to hide her very visible eye roll. "Lukas. Take it down 15 notches on the Drama Queen scale. I still need to be able to eat tonight. "
The server returned with their drinks and Stefan pointed to his empty drink glass, silently requesting another drink. I shook my head at Stefan, picking up my glass and taking a tiny sip.
Lukas and Anna ordered appetizers, and after the server left Anna turned to face me in her chair. She'd known me for quite some time and she had never known of me to even give the time of day to any man in Bali. Her curiosity and confusion was so strong that I had to slam my shield into place to block her.
"I see Georgia didn't have to kick Stefan's ass this morning. I'm assuming all hair was accounted for?" Anna asked snarkily, stirring her drink with the tiny straw and raising it to take a deep swallow.
"Yes. Georgia was overjoyed to see that Josephine was in good hands when she used her key and entered Josephine's villa this morning. Uninvited," Stefan replied dryly. He stared at me intensely and I could feel the heat and lust rushing through that one burning look. My stomach did a flip flop as I thought of different ways to undress him later, uncomfortably crossing my legs under the table.
"That's Georgia. Accept it now, it'll be easier for you than fighting it," Anna said as she finished her drink. She started looking around for the server to get a refill. "Lukas, I'm going to the bathroom. If our server comes around, get me another drink please. " She slid away from the table and disappeared inside the restaurant. Lukas waited for Anna to get out of hearing range and then turned to Stefan.
"So this is the mystery woman. " Lukas looked at me critically. He was quiet for a moment as he focused on me and turned his head from side to side, making me feel like I was under a microscope. I realized that this "dinner date" was no surprise by his comments and obvious scrutiny. "She's as stunning as you described she'd be. I'm assuming she knows. "
"Yes. She knows of what we are. She is extremely perceptive. And beautiful," Stefan responded in a low voice, reaching across the table to take my hand. I shot Stefan a look filled with ire, a flush creeping across my cheeks. I hated being talked about as if I wasn't there, like I was a child that was incapable of keeping up with the conversation. Stefan raised an eyebrow, seemingly surprised at my sudden irritation.
"Hello, I'm sitting right here! You don't have to talk about me like I'm not here!" I exclaimed loudly. Stefan's thumb rubbed a calming circle on the palm of the hand he was holding and Lukas observed my display with an excited giggle, his eyes twinkling.
"I like her. She passes," Lukas said as he clasped his hands together. "Oh, Josie. I thought he'd never find you. I was starting to think he was crazy. "
Letting out a muffled laugh, my mouth twitched in response to Lukas' statement. Stefan was the crazy one?!? I'd witnessed more drama and craziness from Lukas in the last 30 minutes than I had all day.
The server approached with Anna's food and Stefan's drink and Lukas took the opportunity to place a new drink order for Anna. After the server left, he leaned around Stefan to pour half of his drink onto the patio. He picked up a few of the wontons gingerly with his fingers and placed them into his napkin, wadding it up and tossing it under the table. He placed one on his plate and then turned to Stefan again. It was apparent that I was getting a crash course in Vampire Eating 101.
"The Council will want to meet her," Lukas advised simply as he turned his attention to me. "Has he explained the Council to you?"
Stefan's face darkened. "I have only known her for a day, Lukas. I mentioned the Council. There is no reason to scare her. Enough," Stefan muttered, his handsome face becoming severe and frightening.
For the first time, he looked like a vampire to me.
Lukas bowed his head and sat back in his chair. I was scared about whatever this 'Council' was, but I was turned on by the sense of power that Stefan had over Lukas. Stefan's nostrils flared, smelling my arousal. I sighed and self-consciously pressed my legs together, wondering if I was the human equivalent of a plug-in for him.
Stefan must have read my thoughts because his face lightened and he chuckled quietly in response.
I looked up to see Anna approaching the table, the server behind her with her drink. "It's about fucking time. I was wondering what a girl had to do to get a refill," Anna announced to the table. "And I see you started eating without me, Lukas. Don't you need to watch your girlish figure?"
Anna was one of those people that made you
either laugh or cry with her biting sarcasm. She took no mercy on anyone.
"I'm sure it would be nothing you haven't already done. Sit your bitchy ass down and drink your drink," Lukas retorted loudly, causing her to shoot Lukas another look. Vampires must be immune to Anna's death stare because Lukas simply rolled his eyes and pushed the drink closer to her.
Stefan and I stayed for another hour, mainly to laugh at Lukas and Anna. I soaked up Anna's happiness like a sponge. She was thrilled to have finally found her gay friend here in Bali. Lukas alternated between lamenting over his lack of love life and exchanging snarky barbs with Anna. Finally calling it a night, we paid the bill and made our way to our respective vehicles.
