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And my gay wife and her girlfriend turned my fingernails into cotton candy.
Maybe I do need to be more open and honest so I can be with Dino.
ChapterThree
DINO
"There you are." I plop into the seat next to Romeo, then take a sip of limoncello. "I’ve been looking for you everywhere. I thought you abandoned me."
Romeo shoots me a glare over his iPad. "Scram."
"I think not." I cross my right leg over my left, then remove my sunglasses. "We’re going to plan out our summer sex schedule."
"Our what?"
"Don't play dumb. You’ll take me Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I’ll be lying naked in my bedroom waiting for you, my ass already lubed. We’ll switch things up Tuesdays and Thursdays. I’ll barge into your room at night and take you. Call me crazy, but I don't think that you’re a total top. Something tells me you’re a flip flopper if you catch my drift. And on the weekends, we should head to Rome. Venice. Florence. Lover's trips to see art and get cultured like two respectable men. We can give our asses a break."
Romeo slams down his iPad. "Listen to me. I want nothing to do with you."
"That’s not what your hand said the other day."
Romeo’s cheeks flush pink. "I beat you off to show you I feel nothing."
"But you felt something. So your plan didn’t work."
"I didn’t feel a thing."
"Look, I’m not here to argue. I have footage of you not only busting a nut through your briefs, but beating off after I left. And you were ogling my ass. Don't lie to me, Romeo. You want me."
Romeo tries to find the off button on his iPad.Our first age difference."Into the olive grove before I shoot you."
"Killing me won’t solve anything. If anything, it’ll make you want me more."
Romeo tugs out a BB gun and shoots the tiniest bullet ever at my feet.
Bang.
I squeal, leaping onto the patio chair as dust and detritus bloom into a cloud. "You’re out of your mind!"
Romeo’s voice is deadly. "I’ve asked you to quit bugging me a bajillion times. You filmed me without my consent, bothered me, and now, my wife and her girlfriend think it’s okay to tease me about you. And give me makeovers while I’m doing official Mafia business. If you don't get out of this property, I’m calling the cops."
"Call the cops and watch your empire crumble. We both know damn well you can’t give them a ring."
"I’ll pay them to ignore my… legal issues and focus on my present problem."
I scratch my temple. "And what would that be?"
"You. Bugging. Bothering. Annoying me."
"You like it."
"In your dreams. You’ll probably jump my bones while I’m sleeping."
I cough violently. "I’d never lay a damn finger on you without your approval and you know it. Don't assume I'd do something so grotesque."
"Who knows what’ll happen when I close my eyes tonight?"
"If I wanted to get handsy with you, you’d know it. I’m a good boy. I respect consent."
