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"What?" I glare at each of my sons.
"We just think…" Tommasso clears his throat. "You’re overcompensating for something."
"Yeah." Amadeo grimaces. "You clearly want to be in a loving relationship like us, but you haven’t found it yet."
"I wasn’t even into guys until a goddamn month ago when Isabella quit sleeping with me!" A T-Rex on crack doesn’t roar as loud as me.
"I can’t listen to this crap," some idiot mobster grumbles as they exit the bar. "Y’all are so weak. You’re pathetic."
Amadeo tugs out a gun and shoots him dead on the spot.Bang."Anyone else got something to say about my family?"
The mobsters blink and then go back to their drinks, all rolling their eyes.
Amadeo tucks his smoking gun into his pocket. "As we were saying, Dad, you’re repressing your true self and it’s beginning to affect us."
"You need to claim Dino as your own and be his loving Daddy." Vincenzo is annoying me even more than Amadeo today, which is a first.
I glare at Vincenzo. "Go take a whiz on my architect son-in-law or whatever you like to do in the privacy of your home and let me finish my drink in peace."
"Ryder isn’t into watersports. God, Dad, you know nothing about me."
"I know one of you three is into pee play." I grumble and groan. "Don't blame me that I can’t keep you straight. There are so many names I’m trying to keep track of right now."
Jako nudges my ribs. "Let your sons leave. Quit yelling at them."
Vincenzo, Amadeo, and Tommasso all kiss my cheek—like good sons in Italy do—and then exit the bar, kicking the dead body out of the way before they make their way back to Nonna’s.
I turn to Jako. "They pestered me first."
"It doesn’t matter who started it. Be the mature one."
"I’m sick of being the mature one when everyone else is acting like a child."
"Some would argue that you’re the one acting like a child." Guillermo better turn into a cat soon, because after I shoot his ass, he won’t get eight more lives.
I wrap my strong arms around Jako. "Tell me how you found the courage to let Faro into your heart. I’m really into Dino, but I’m rather terrified he’s going to blackmail me—you know how men in their twenties are."
"Faro didn’t let me say no to him."
"Ahhh, a true salesman. That’s the boy I raised."
Jako makes a face. "I guess that’s right. In some capacities."
I tell Jako about my summer sex schedule with Dino and about how Dino locked me in Giosuè’s bedroom.
Jako grins. "Dino is a wild one."
"You can say that again. I can’t decide if I should tie him to a water pipe in my basement until he agrees to delete all the secret footage he’s recorded of me or bang him while we watch it on my flatscreen."
"There’s no way Dino will delete all his naughty videos he’s filmed. They must go back years."
"And years," I drawl. "Ugh, I’m in a predicament."
"A pre-dick-ament."
"That was implied."
"You know, I don't like your tone."
