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"Oh, give me a break." Petrie rolls his eyes. "The surgery I’m about to perform is 100% medically accurate unlike the shit inHuman Centipede."
"I bet a mad scientist could really remakeHuman Centipedeif he wanted to," Giuseppe observes. "In fact, I bet some billionaire has."
"We should do that," Petrie muses. "Hey, Dino—do you want to be in our centipede?"
"You’d probably make me the butt," I groan. "So, no."
"Don't get any crazy ideas," Luigi warns. "Human Centipede 2did that and it didn’t turn out great for anyone."
In the nick of time, the sound of helicopters reaches my ears.
"Shit," Luigi shouts. "It’s Romeo."
"It looks like he’s brought friends," Giuseppe curses.
"We’ve got to implant this bedbug in Dino’s ass before Romeo lands," Petrie screams.
I prepare for the Riccardis to spread my ass cheeks and plant the microchip dildo inside me.
Ah, crap—it’ll probably feel good.
Fifteen inches… Jesus, I didn’t think I was a size queen, but my balls are involuntarily tingling.
I’ll have to ask Romeo to use a dildo in my hole the next time we’re alone together.
I wave my arms frantically. "Save me, Daddy!"
ChapterTwenty-Four
ROMEO
Sometimes in life, a man is inclined to show mercy.
This is not one of those times.
All I see is red.
I scream as I pressfireon the control panel.
Bullets spray from my helicopter, blowing the Riccardis' yellow submarine on the shore of the island to shreds.
The Russian Protectors unleash a barrage of bombs.
Boom.
Fire explodes in the palm trees, sending great sweeps of red and orange soaring toward the sky.
Smoke and splintering wood rage around us, bursting up in swift motions.
The sight looks like something out ofTerminator.
I roar as I press the helicopter pedal to the metal, charging into the destruction.
Shards of charred wood ram toward me, cracking the front window.
Crack.
A palm leaf slams into my helicopter’s swirly things, causing it to tilt sideways.
