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"One second, Daddy." Dino wiggles his bum. "Just gotta get this in here. Oh fuck, this feels great."
Just then, a giant bug crawls out of a tree toward Luigi.
Luigi screams as his eyes bulge.
He rushes into Petrie’s arms. "One escaped the cage!"
Petrie’s eyes narrow.
He shoves Luigi away.
From behind a tree, he selects three jet packs.
"The bedbug virus will make its home in Dino’s ass. Then, we’ll destroy the Lucianos once and for all. Our work here is done."
Each Riccardi brother fastens a jet pack to their backs.
They zoom into the air, bursting through the canopy.
"After them," I roar.
Nikolai turns to Vincenzo. "Are your helicopters equipped with jet packs?"
"Duh," Vincenzo drawls. "God, you really think we’d come all this way without jet packs? You know nothing about us."
We rush toward the remaining helicopters that haven’t crashed into the island and burst into flames.
We tug out jet packs and fasten them to our backs.
"Follow me," I roar, scooping Dino into my arms.
Dino struggles to break free. "Damnit, I’m trying to get off here!"
"No, boy! The Riccardis are using it to give you a bedbug virus!"
"Yeah, but it’s fifteen inches, Daddy. Am I really supposed to say no to that?" Dino rolls his eyes.
Sun and sky beat down on our shoulders as we zoom above the island.
We use the jetpacks to fly over the water, wind blowing our hair back.
On the horizon, the three Riccardi brothers are flying fast.
"There." Vincenzo points toward their backs.
I nod and accelerate. "Faster."
Nonna and Nonno’s helicopter follows us, bouncing around far above us.
"We’ve got an eye on them," Nonno shouts, rolling down the helicopter window, his voice raspy.
Dino flashes Nonno a thumbs up. "O.M.G. are y’all fucking?"
"Yes," Nonna hollers.
"Maybe we can come at the same time," Dino yells, gesturing to the inserter device sticking out of his ass.
Nonno roars out a laugh. "Let’s kill the Riccardis first."
