I give you my hand and my heart,
and pledge my love, devotion, faith,
and honor as I join my life to yours.
I promise to always be spontaneous
and to cherish each moment,
to be willing to try new things,
to dream with you, to laugh together,
to be your biggest fan,
and to encourage you to chase your dreams.
And I promise to be your accomplice
in all kinds of mischief till the end of time.
How the hell had I come up with all of that? There must have been samples that we could choose from. It was the only explanation.
Bash took my hand and squeezed it. “Aw, wifey, that was really sweet.”
I pulled my hand away. “Don’t you dare make fun of me—“
I stopped because Bash was on the screen reading his own vows from a piece of paper.
I choose you,
Lacey Rae Davenport,
to be my partner for life
and my one true love.
I promise you my deepest love,
my fullest devotion, my tenderest care
through the pressures of the present
and the uncertainties of the future.
I promise to be faithful to you.
I promise to love you,
to commit to you
and support you.
I pledge to respect your
unique talents and abilities,
and to lend you strength for all of