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Hold up. Rewind.
My cock does not get hard for Joanie. Let’s get that fucking clear right now.
The bitch is so evil that once Fallon ends her, even the Devil won’t want her.
Now, back to my dick. It gets hard from the thought of making her feel tiny, worthless, and like the waste of space she is. That shit gets me off.
Not Joanie. Never is it Joanie.
“You asshole. That hurt.” Fallon shouts from behind me. I take my gaze off Joanie and turn around to see Fallon. She is rubbing the back of her head where her ponytail once was.
Is this chick serious?
When I am being an asshole, she’ll know it. And that was not one of those moments.
Now folks, let’s get to the reason we are all up here. Yeah, it’s a complete asshole move, but also fucking hilarious.
I turn my focus back on Joanie.
“This is the first and last time you will ever see me. I didn’t show myself for you. So, you can stop building yourself up like I did. It was for her,” pointing back to Fallon. “Now get up and fuck off.”
Joanie’s is speechless, which is fucking rare.
“Are you deaf? Get the fuck up and go!”
She stumbles getting up, tears still running down her face. She coughs a couple of times and then scurries toward the open door.
“Oh, and by the way, that shit in the driveway was me. Not Fallon. So, fuck you and your fucking driveway.” I shout at her and hold both my middle fingers up at her.
She turns her head to look at me and mutters under her breath, “You were always my least favorite.”
I can’t wait for Fallon to kill the bitch, honestly. Fuck, this town—this world—will all be a better place for it.
Taking my hands, I rub them both down my face, feeling exasperated by her presence. “Joanie. Do you ever shut up?” She disappears inside after that.
I’m about to leave after a job well done, when Fallon's voice catches my attention.
“You prick. How did you get my keys?” she asks from where she is standing, looking over the ledge.
Ah yes! My masterpiece. It’s one of a kind. I don’t make the same shit twice.
“Do you like it? Not bad, right?”
“What is it supposed to be?” she questions.
“A fucking dick. The balls are the two donuts and the long curved part is the dick. Are your eyes even open? How do you not see that?” Pointing at each element while explaining. I know this girl isn’t thick in the head, but fuck me, the cock and balls are perfectly traced tire marks on the cobblestone driveway.
Fallon turns to face me. “Don’t touch my car again. That’s all I have left of my dad. If anything were to happen to it… Just stop touching my stuff! You make me so fucking mad, Merrick.”
“Your keys are already back where I found them.” I say before disappearing.
Alright kids. The show is over.
It was fun while it lasted. Tune in next time where I will teabag Fallon in her sleep for being so fucking cute when she’s mad.
Chapter18
Fallon
