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CHAPTERFIFTEEN
This is bullshit.” Kevin raked a hand through his hair, frowning. “I still don’t know how to tell what’s real and what’s not.”
“Well, you can simply try to recall whether or not I was there with you, touching you in your private places,” Percy said cheerfully. “If you can’t recall said private touching, then chances are it’s not a real memory.”
All That Pizzazz stood before them, looking more like one of the casinos than a pizza buffet, with flashing signs and a red carpet leading up to the front doors.
“So, what you’re saying is nothing in my life was real until I met you?” Kevin drawled as he opened the door for Percy.
“Well, it certainly wasn’t any fun until me,” Percy replied sweetly as he strolled inside.
Kevin sighed as he followed, instantly taken aback by the incredible aroma that filled the air. His stomach was roaring now, and he stared in awe atfourbuffets, each lined with dozens of delicious pizzas.
This was pizza paradise and put A Pizza Cake to shame.
“Are you all right?” Percy asked quietly. “Peaches, are you… Are you going to cry?”
“Fuck you.” Kevin smacked Percy’s arm.
Yes, perhaps his eyes were a bit damp, but he couldn’t help how beautiful it was.
“Later, darling,” Percy teased as he led Kevin to the host stand.
“Hi! Welcome to All That Pizzazz!” a smartly dressed man said as they approached. “Just two for this afternoon?”
“Yes. One adult, one child,” Percy replied. “Thank you so much.”
“Bitch, I better get a coloring page,” Kevin grumbled.
“My pleasure!” The man didn’t seem to hear Kevin and guided them to a table beside one of the buffets. “We’re having our Mad Margarita Lunch right now where you can get two pitchers of margaritas for twenty dollars until two o’clock!”
“Thank you, but no,” Percy said. “Water for me, apple juice for the little one.”
“Coming right up, gentlemen!” the man replied. “You’re free to help yourself to the buffet whenever you’d like.”
“Thanks so much.”
Kevin stared at the buffet, and his mouth filled with spit. “I want one of fucking everything. We may need to plan time for a food coma.”
“By all means, indulge.” Percy grinned, swatting at Kevin’s bottom as he steered him toward the start of the buffet, where a long counter held trays and silverware. “Dive on in. There’s something over there with sashimi that looks promising.”
“Hot sushi? Gross. That’s wrong on all kinds of levels.” Kevin grabbed a plate and headed for the first pizza that caught his eye—a pizza with another entire pizza as the topping. “Oh yes. Come to papa.”
“Now that’s just lazy,” Percy complained. “A pizza on a pizza?” He grabbed a slice of truffle pizza, glancing down the line. “Oh look! That one has Kobe beef!”
“I’ll try some of that.” Kevin snatched a slice of the Kobe pizza, another truffle variety, and a veggie pizza that was sprinkled with gold leaf. He was stunned by the selection, and there were still three other buffets to sample. His plate full for now, he headed back to the table with Percy to get started.
“Is it everything you imagined?” Percy teased as he sat across from him. “Or are you left wanting more?”
“It’s insane. There was something with sea urchin on it. What the hell?” Kevin laughed, taking a big bite of the pizza on pizza slice. “Yeah, now… mmm. This is good.”
“Giving you any ideas for your menu back home?”
“Yeah! Pizza on a pizza? It’s genius.” Kevin groaned as he went in for another bite.
“I sense plans for your own double-decker creation taking root?” Percy chuckled, using a knife and fork to cut up his truffle pizza.
