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“Most definitely. Double The Fun. See? Already got a name.”
“Cute.”
“Come on! Think about it! It would be perfect for parties or Satanic orgies!” Kevin chuckled, nudging Percy’s leg under the table.
Percy’s smile dipped. “I had already decided that my time in orgies has come to an end.”
“We could get some strippers and give it a try. What happens in Vegas and all that.”
“Strippers?” Percy cut his pizza more aggressively. “They’re exotic dancers, you sloppy brat, and not all of them are that kind of sex worker, thank you.”
“Jeez, I was just playing!” Kevin dropped the pizza back on his plate and frowned, licking some grease from his fingers. “Kinda uptight for a guy with a dozen people doing whatever the hell y’all were doing when I delivered pizza to you.”
“That was before I decided to be a one angel sort of demon.” Percy stabbed his pizza. “And I thought that’s what you wanted as well.”
“Yes! Absolutely! I was just fucking around, princess.”
“Like you want to fuck around with strippers apparently.”
“Hey! Come on now,” Kevin soothed. “It was a stupid joke. I’m sorry.”
“I’m sorry too. My apologies for not realizing you’re an absolutely stubborn little minx who puts everyone else’s needs above their own up untilstrippersare involved—”
“Percy!” Kevin’s frown grew. “Are you seriously mad at me about that?”
“It…” Percy took a deep breath, dropping his voice to mumble, “It hurt my feelings. All right? There. I said it.”
“Percy.” Kevin sighed. “I definitely didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.” He offered a nervous little smile. “You’re used to orgies and a whole lot of hot naked people running around your house. I really didn’t think a joke like that would bug you so much.”
“This is not easy for me,” Percy said quietly. “I… I’ve never quite felt this way about anyone. It is difficult to believe that you might actually feel the same way about me.” His bright eyes flicked up to meet Kevin’s. “There is truly nothing else I want more in the world than to be with you and you alone, peaches. Just you.”
Kevin’s heart pounded so hard and fast that he was sure Percy could hear it from across the table. “Hey, guess what. Me neither. If I have, well, I sure don’t fucking remember it.” He pressed a kiss to Percy’s hand, holding his gaze. “I’m yours. Whoever or whatever the fuck I am. I’m yours.”
“You’d better be.” Percy’s eyes glittered. “Because I have every intention of keeping you indefinitely. And might I add, to keep you exclusively.” His smile was bashful now. “After decades of wild hedonistic sex rituals, I can say without a doubt that none of it compares to being with you. I hope… I hope this old demon is enough for you, sweet angel.”
“Percival Pearl, my princess.” Kevin stood up halfway so he could lean over and press a kiss to Percy’s lips, cupping the side of his face. He couldn’t believe it. His perverted, lascivious demon was insecure and needed to be reassured. “You are everything and more than I ever could have hoped for.”
Percy blushed, a brilliant shade of red that traveled down his neck until he was crimson all over. He swallowed and shakily put his hand over Kevin’s. “Well then… I think we’ll be just fine.” He turned to kiss Kevin’s palm. “I’m all yours, peaches.”
“Look how pretty you are when you blush.” Kevin grinned and bumped their noses together.
“I’m not blushing,” Percy grumbled, his usual indignation returning. “Shush.”
“Now.” Kevin got settled back in his seat. “How can I make it up to you?”
Percy laughed. “How about you eat your next slice off my blushing ass?”
Kevin barked out a laugh, and he was surprised at how much he liked the idea. “If I thought for half a second that I could get away with it in here, you bet that blushing ass that I would.”
“Oh?” Percy’s face lit up. “My sweet little angel would eat me out right here, huh?”
“Mmhmm.” Kevin licked his lips slowly as heat brewed in his loins. “Don’t think even in Vegas they’d let that slide though.”
“You do realize I could entrance this entire restaurant with a thought?” Percy batted his eyes. “I’m all jacked up on demon jizz and gold leaf pizza, and most of these patrons are blitzed thanks to that lunch margarita special. They’d be easy to put on pause for a little while, so to speak. At least long enough to convince me of how very sorry you are for hurting my feelings earlier. But then again… I don’t think you’ll do it.”
Kevin narrowed his eyes slightly, and he glanced around the crowd.
Percy couldn’t really freeze all these people, could he?
