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“You don’t think I’d eat pizza off your ass right here?” Kevin crossed his arms.
“No, I do not.”
“I’ll drag you right over there and pick out one of those fancy dessert pizzas right now.”
“There’s a lovely bit of counter there on the end, right by said fancy dessert pizzas.” Percy grinned wickedly. “I still do not believe for a second you’d actually do it. Even if the perfect scenario presented itself…”
The restaurant was deathly quiet as all the patrons and staff abruptly stopped moving. Though they appeared to be breathing, they otherwise did not budge. They were in some sort of trance, staring blankly into space as if hypnotized. One man was stuck with his butt hovering inches from the chair he’d been about to sit down in.
“What did you just do?” Kevin looked around.
“I created the perfect scenario for you to put your money where your mouth is.” Percy smirked smugly. “And by that, I mean for you to put your mouth on my ass.”
“Fine, princess.” Kevin stood with a bold grin. “Come on then.”
“And where are we going?”
“Right over there to the desserts.” Kevin tugged on Percy’s hand to pull him out of his chair. “Pretty fitting, don’t you think? I’ve already had my double-decker pizza and now I want my dessert.”
“You’re serious? You’re actually going to do it?” Percy cackled as Kevin led him over to the counter.
“Fuck yeah, I am.” Kevin grabbed Percy’s hips and lifted him up on the edge of the counter. He stood between Percy’s legs, rubbing his thighs with a sly grin. “Might even want seconds.”
“Why, peaches,” Percy purred. “How scandalous.”
“Now, let’s see.” Kevin looked down the long line of sweet dessert pizzas. “What pairs best with ass?”
“For the rich, vibrant flavor of my delicious asshole, I would have to say cinnamon streusel would be best.”
“All right, I’ll trust your expertise. Kinda curious how you know what your ass tastes like, but okay.”
“I’m extremely flexible.”
Kevin laughed. “Okay, so, cinnamon. Where is some cinnamon?” He grinned when he spied a cinnamon roll dessert pizza and grabbed the whole pan. “This is gonna be awesome.”
“Wait, what are you doing?” Percy made a face.
“Eating pizza off your ass.” Kevin stuck his finger into the pizza for a taste. “Your idea, remember?”
“What?” Percy scoffed indignantly. “I was joking, you feathery little tart! You’re welcome to devour my hole, but without that sticky pizza goop, thank you.”
“It’s a great idea.” Kevin sucked on his finger and waggled his eyebrows. “It’s gonna be so fucking good. Now play nice and let me have my dessert.”
Percy narrowed his eyes. “I don’t take kindly to being given orders, peaches. Even from gorgeous angels with extra large sausage. Also, you didn’t say please. So, no.”
“Pleaselet me eat pizza off your ass?”
“Thank you! That’s better. But, hmm,no.”
Kevin set the pizza down next to the edge of the counter where the trays were stacked up. “Come on. I really think you’re going to enjoy this.”
Percy made a face but allowed himself to be moved. “Perhaps.”
“That’s the spirit!” Kevin went for Percy’s belt.
“Why can’t you eat pizza like a normal person?” Percy complained even as he helped Kevin take his pants and underwear off. “You really expect me to believe that you want to eat it right off my asshole?”
“Hey, stop making me eating pizza weird! We don’t kink shame! It’s not weird, okay?” Kevin snorted. “You came up with this idea, I think it’s a good idea, it’s hot, and we’re fuckin’ doin’ it.”
