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“Vinn?” Adam called out as he headed that way.
He found Vinn sitting on the kitchen counter, surrounded by deli meats, sliced cheese, a head of lettuce, and at least three different condiments. He’d crafted a tall sandwich with thick layers that would have made Scooby and Shaggy drool.
Vinn smiled sweetly as Adam walked in. “Hi, darling. Long day at the office?”
“What are you doing?” Adam stared at the sandwich. “God, is that why I’m always out of food? Dude! You know I actually considered hypnotherapy because I thought I was sleep eating!”
“Oh no. It was totally me. Growing boy and all, need a well-balanced diet, lots of protein, some vitamin D… by the way, you’re out of ham.” Vinn’s eyes fixated on Adam’s crotch. “You know, I hadn’t thought about having sausage for my sandwich, but now…”
Adam scowled and dropped his hands to cover his dick. “I thought you wanted the sausage, you little shit.”
Vinn took a ravenous bite of his giant sandwich, munching away as he continued to ogle Adam’s body. He held up a finger while he chewed.
“Sure, yeah.” Adam rolled his eyes. Take your time.”
“I definitely want the sausage,” Vinn said once he’d swallowed. “In so many ways and at least three different positions. But what kinda lady would I be if I just blew you in the bathroom? Would I enjoy it? Yes. Would you? Of course. But would I regret it?” He sighed dramatically. “I just don’t know.”
Adam couldn’t keep himself from laughing.
Vinn was obviously insane. Gorgeous beyond words, but clearly insane.
“Oh, I’m so very sorry.” Adam let his hands drop away as he walked over to join Vinn at the counter. He snagged a piece of cheese. “No, really, I’d hate to offend you while you’re creeping on me in the shower. What room is appropriate for a blow job?”
“We could try the bedroom later if you want. The kitchen is definitely a no go. The floor is wet. It simply wouldn’t be safe.” Vinn grinned and then took another big bite of his sandwich.
Adam narrowed his eyes and took a bite of cheese, glancing warily down at the floor.
The floor was dry.
“Unless you peed on it, the floor looks fine to me,” Adam said carefully.
“Oh. Huh. Right. Weird. Wait a second…” Vinn gasped, putting his hands on his cheeks in mock surprise. “I think there’s a leak in your ceiling!”
“What do you mean there’s a—”
Pink, glittery slime suddenly dropped out of nowhere. It covered Adam from head to toe, gushing across the floor with a wet splat. There had to be gallons of it, and the entire kitchen was now flooded.
“For fuckin’ real?” Adam scowled and wiped at the slime on his face. When he could see, he went right for Vinn, who was miraculously free of slime. “You asshat!”
Vinn cackled, swinging his feet and holding his stomach. He was laughing so hard that he was crying. “Oh…! Oh, it hurts! Look at you! You look like a big pink booger!”
“You little shit!” Adam had never felt more disgusting or sticky in his entire life, but it was hard to be mad when Vinn’s laugh sounded like it gave fairies their wings or some shit. He slid across the floor toward Vinn, taunting, “Come here! Let me wipe some of this booger on you!”
“What?” Vinn’s eyes widened and he stuck out his legs to push Adam back. “Ew! No, no, no!”
“Yes, yes, yes! Share the snot!” Adam slipped right between Vinn’s legs, and he grabbed his slim waist to keep him trapped on the counter.
“No!” Vinn squealed in protest, laughing.
“Yes!” Adam snickered as he got a big handful of slime and then smeared it through Vinn’s hair. He hugged him close, getting as much of the slime onto Vinn as he could. Vinn’s slender body felt so good squirming against Adam’s, and he rubbed harder. “Ah, feels good, huh?”
“No. No, it does not.” Vinn smacked Adam’s chest, and it made a wetplop. “You messed with my hair. That’s crossing a line.”
“Really? That’s crossing the line? Not all this?” Adam gestured to the slime around them.
“Most definitely. This is just good fun. Messing with my hair is grounds for war, you know.” Vinn wiggled his nose.
“War? You don’t say?”
