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“Are you two done causing trouble now?” I huff out, rubbing my shoulder.
“It’s still early!” Jeremy whines, fixing his pant leg and finally getting the boob free.
Brendon reaches down and snags the squishy before Jeremy can and steals it.
“Dude! Give me my boob back!” Jeremy hollers, rushing Brendon who holds it up above his head.
“I grabbed it! It’s mine!”
Jeremy jabs Brendon in the armpit with his fingers, causing Brendon to scream and drop his arm so Jeremy can grab the squishy, but Brendon won’t let go, so Jeremy bites him.
“I swear you two are toddlers.”
Carpenter laughs and slaps me on the back, which makes a wet sound thanks to the beer.
“Yeah, I’m out, guys. I’m not wearing a beer-soaked costume the rest of the night.”
Brendon and Jeremy stop fighting over the boob for a minute to look at me.
“Just take it off then.” Brendon shrugs like that’s the obvious answer.
“I’m not walking around in just my underwear.”
“But you have such a cute butt,” Brendon argues. “The world deserves to enjoy it.”
“You three are the strangest trio I’ve ever met.” Carpenter laughs and walks off. “Good luck!”
Fucker.
“You want my costume?” Brendon offers, pulling on the fabric until the Velcro rips open.
“No!” I say quickly, knowing what he has on underneath. No one gets to see him in that jockstrap but me. No. One.
“Aww, are you trying to protect my virtue?” He pats my cheek, and Jeremy snorts.
“Little late for that, isn’t it?” Jeremy smacks Brendon’s ass, and a growl emanates from my throat without my meaning to. Brendon drags his teeth over his bottom lip while Jeremy turns around with a confused look on his face.
“Is there a dog here or something? Did you hear that?”
I swear alcohol lowers his IQ to a negative number.
“You guys shouldn’t be left here without supervision, and I need to change.” I snap my fingers, trying to get their attention, and redirect the conversation.
“So go change and come back!” Brendon pinches my cheek. “We’ll be fine.” He leans in so Jeremy can’t hear his next words. “But make sure you don’t get rid of that costume; we’ll need it later.”
“Then why don’t you just come with me now?” I pin him with a look, and his cheeks turn pink.
“I gotta get myself a boob.” The seriousness of that statement is impressive.
I huff out a deep sigh and concede. “Fine, I’ll be back in twenty minutes.” I hand him his phone. “Don’t lose this!”
“Yes, Daddy.” Brendon rolls his eyes and takes the device, then grabs Jeremy and disappears into the crowd.
I’m going to kill him.
After rushing back to the dorms to change and wipe off some of the beer, I’m back at the block party that’s even busier now than when I left. Finding my dumbasses in this mess is going to be a challenge.
I check the bob for boobs station and don’t see them, so I wander around, following the bright lights that they surely hopped to. A few of the guys from the team are shot-gunning shots, Riggs, our youngest player, is doing a chocolate-eating contest and already looks ready to puke, but no Brendon or Jeremy.
