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“All the kids are officially sound asleep.” Hunter sits down next to me. “I hate traveling.” He rubs his eyes and yawns.
“Oh, shut up, pretty boy. We do it all the time when we are touring.” Fraser throws a peanut at him, and Hunter catches it in his mouth. That earns a cheer from us all.
Little firefly lights twinkle overhead, making the warm evening appear even warmer.
I look around and eye the stunning space. The patio area off the presidential suite even has its own hot tub, bar, and swimming pool. No expense has been spared.
With the atmosphere combined with Lincoln’s incredibly loving family, it’s as if I’ve been wrapped up in an enormous hug this evening. My own family doesn't hold a candle to this one.
Ella joins us, having settled her son, Mason, in for the night. “What have you been up to recently, Linc? Anything new you recommend for us all to do?”
In true Lincoln style, he replies with a straight face, “Oh yeah, a new wax bar has opened up. I highly recommend the back, sack, and crack wax.”
“I wish I’d never asked.” Ella shakes her head.
“It’s so smooth, though, sexy. It feels nice.”
I can vouch for that.
“Oh, how we’ve missed you,” Knox says, deadpan.
“So tell us more about your volcano dick, Lincoln.” Fraser winks at us.
I tense.
Lincoln groans and Knox screws his face up, while everyone else bursts out laughing.
“Do I want to hear this?” Knox frowns.
“Nope, you do not.” Lincoln’s response is clipped.
Knox covers his ears, as does Eva.
“Go on, spill the tea, Linc.” Eden moves closer to Lincoln and nudges his ribs.
Lincoln recites the events of that comedic evening and by the time it’s finished, Hunter and Fraser are holding on to their crotches and the girls are crying from laughing so hard.
And me? Well, I currently have my face buried in a cushion to hide my embarrassment.
“Best battle scar story. Ever.” Hunter picks up his bottle of beer and takes a sip.
“Fucking epic.” Fraser laughs.
I remove my face from the cushion.
Knox and Eva remove their hands from their ears when Ella tells them to.
“I heard chili.” Eva holds her hand up.
“And I heard blow job.” Knox confirms. His shoulders shake with laughter.
“Oh my God!” I hide behind one of the couch cushions. My whole body feels red hot. I’ll never be able to look at Lincoln’s father ever again.
Lincoln and his father are more like best friends and it’s a pretty unique relationship they have. They appear to share everything, including chili dick stories.
I come up for air and fan my face with the cushion. “I need tequila.”
“Good idea. Let’s do shots.” Ella jumps to her feet and makes a beeline for the bar. Ella is most definitely the live wire out of the three sisters.
