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“She got you?”
“...”
“Does she got you, Alexei?”
“A little.”
“A little?”
“I’m a little got.”
“Alright, here’s what you do.”
“I knew you’d know. You’re such a goddamn bastard.”
“Okay, man. Alex, don’t buy her a damn thing. No gifts.”
“Shit.”
“Definitely no expensive gifts.”
“Shit.”
“No nicknames. Trust me, man. Do not give her one of those.”
“Shit.”
“Is it an adorable one?”
“It...really is, Jack.”
“Fuck. Okay, Alex, listen to me. Do. Not. Feed. Her.”
“I haven’t done that one yet.”
“Starve that girl, alright? You make her fucking waffles and she’ll never leave.”
“I was going to bring her...holiday pastries.”
“Today?”
“Yeah, today!”
“Well what the hell, man!”
“I know! That’s why I called you! But...she’s taking off.”
“Then why are you calling? Problem solved.”
“Because...”
“Because what?”
I hesitated.
“Because what, Alexei? Because what?”
“I...don’t want her...to go...”
