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Have you ever wondered what Christmas legends would be like as every day people? Well, you're in luck because here's my take on that very idea.
* Naughty Christmas Wishes *
My name's Joyful Jolly, but I'm definitely not feeling any joy this holiday season.
My fiance was cheating on me and just like any bad romance, I caught the loser red handed right before Christmas.
So, what's an uptight professional woman to do?
Steal the ride waiting for his mistress and get totally wasted, duh.
Sounds harmless, right?
WRONG!
After a night of drinking, reading and men at the Reindeer bar and cafe. My wise driver Rudolph aka Ruby suggested we make a Christmas list for Santa.
Of course, we decided to write him a very detailed list with some naughty Christmas wishes. We found a mailbox and sent the letter off laughing at her ridiculous idea. I got home safe thinking that night would be a funny memory I wouldn't remember.
Imagine my surprise when the next morning Saint Nicholas shows up telling me I have 12 days of Christmas wishes. I did what any woman would do...I kicked him out of my house then went back to bed.
But that wasn't the last time I saw Santa or his friends: Frost the Iceman, the mischievous twin Reindeer sheriffs, or the friendly shy Principal Mr. Elf...
