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“I’m going insane!” I shouted. “Do you not see this? I can’t fucking sleep at night because all I do is think about holding her in my arms and feeling her breasts up against me. And when I try to get my mind out of the gutter, I just want her to open her eyes so I can get lost in theblue depths that draw me in every fucking time I see her!” I leaned in closer and lowered my voice. “I caught myself sniffing her hair the other night. And it wasn’t a quick sniff. It was one of those really long sniffs that any guy would call me out on if he was in the room. And when I was done sniffing her, I tried to come up with ways to bottle her scent without her knowing so I didn’t look like a fucking pervert!”
His eyebrows shot up at my final admission. “Do you think that’s possible?”
“For me to not look like a pervert?”
“No, to bottle her scent. It’s not a bad idea.”
My shoulders sagged in disappointment. “I already looked it up. It would cost way more than me just sniffing her whenever I have the chance.”
“That sucks,” he nodded.
“I know.”
“I hate to say this, but you’re going to have to get her another room in the house.”
“What?” My head snapped up at the suggestion. That was a horrible idea. “I can’t do that.”
“Would you rather walk around wondering if you fucked her in your sleep?”
That I did not want to do. It was bad enough that I thought of her every second of the day. But thinking I fucked her in my sleep and not even remember it? That was a new kind of fresh hell.
“Get her a room and then let her go. Hell, find another woman to fuck.”
Now, that was an idea. Not that my body wanted another woman, but maybe… “Do you think if I brought another woman around she might…change her mind?”
“I mean, it’s not the worst idea. Women get jealous. Maybe she’ll miss snuggling with you at night and come around.”
“Yeah,” I nodded. “Maybe she’ll come around.”
My lips twitched at the thought as a plan formed in my mind. I wasn’t sure where I’d come up with a woman to fuck, but there had to be a willing woman out there, just waiting for a man to take her home and show her a good time.
“Thanks, man.” I tore off my gloves and tossed them on the ground.
“I thought we were gonna spar?” he shouted as I hopped out of the ring.
“I have to find a woman to fuck!”
He shook his head in disappointment, but I already forgot as I stormed out of the gym on a new mission. It couldn’t fail. I felt it deep in my bones. This was going to work.
It wasa lot more difficult than I initially thought to find a woman I could take home and screw. I sat in the bar, hoping to find someone that tickled my fancy, but in the end, most of them just didn’t have the right quality to them.
“What’s wrong with that one?” Brock asked, helping me on my mission.
He pointed to a blonde in the corner, but she didn’t do it for me. “Nah, her hair doesn’t have that cascading effect. And her eyes are brown.”
He rolled his eyes and pointed at the friend. “Okay, her.”
I grimaced. “Yeah, she’s beautiful, but look at how she laughs. It’s so reserved and…”
“Not like Laura? Dude, you’re not supposed to find someone to fuck that looks like Laura. You’re supposed to be supplanting her.”
“Supplanting? Really?”
“Yeah. I know words.”
I rolled my eyes and took another swig of my beer. “I don’t know. Maybe this is the wrong idea.”
“Or maybe you’re not getting the point of it. You’re supposed to find anyone that can make her jealous. Those two women are hot. Take ‘em both home and solve the problem.”
