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Max:
Well, now I’m not. You stole my line.
Andi:
Better then stepping on your feet.
Max:
Step on them all you want. We’re dancing on Saturday. Fast, slow, cha-cha, chicken. THE ELECTRIC SLIDE. All of them.
Andi:
Your funeral.
Max:
But what a way to go out…
* * *
Max:
Is there anything I need to know about Fuckwad?
Andi:
He has a name.
Max:
Yep. Fuckwad.
Andi:
What do you want to know?
Max:
How does he fight?
Andi:
I don’t know. He’s a financial adviser who had me iron his socks. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t fight.
Max:
Good, I didn’t feel like fighting Saturday but wanted to be prepared.
Andi:
You’d fight for me?
Max:
Every day and twice on Sundays.
* * *
