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I intended to take her secret to the grave. Spilling the beans meant entering said grave earlier than necessary.
“That painting is horrendous.” Romeo collected his bag. “I’m a fan of Da Vinci, but our boy Salvi looks like he has full-blown cleavage.”
Oliver put a hand to his chest. “I honestly get a little turned on every time I see this painting.”
I flicked his forehead. “You get turned on every time you seeThe Scream.”
He snapped his fingers, pointing at me. “Hey. There’s an O-shaped mouth in that one. Perfect for a blowie.”
I rolled my eyes, plucking the card and bag from the counter. “You two know nothing about art. Let’s go.”
“I can’t believe you are dragging us to this shithole.” Oliver shook his head as he followed me out the store, Romeo utterly emotionless at his heels. “The things I do for true friendship.”
Ari:
Hey, hottie.
Farrow:
Farrow:
I should have never told you about what happened in the sauna…
Ari:
Nonsense.
Ari:
It’s the first time you’ve done something fun for yourself.
Ari:
And what FUN it was…
Farrow:
I still have orgasmic aftershocks.
Ari:
I can’t believe the entire world is holding its breath to see who he’ll pick, all while you’re riding him like a Ferris wheel in public saunas.
Ari:
Actually, I can.
Ari:
It’s such a YOU thing to do.
Farrow:
Okay. Moving on to the next subject.
Ari:
