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Was there makeup sex involved?

Ollie vB:

(Also: who are we talking about?)

Romeo Costa:

Housekeeper Hot Stuff showed up at my door last night, drenched like an abandoned kitty, asking for shelter.

Zach Sun:

We had a mild disagreement.

Zach Sun:

We figured it out.

Ollie vB:

Did you ask for your balls back?

Romeo Costa:

Don’t be ridiculous, Oliver.

Zach Sun:

Thank you, Rom.

Romeo Costa:

He doesn’t have the balls to make such a request.

Zach Sun:

You are both mentally five.

Ollie vB:

Lies. I am clearly at the height of my hormone-filled adolescence.

Ollie vB:

Probably somewhere between thirteen and nineteen.

Ollie vB:

I still cannot get over the fact that you are screwing the help.

Zach Sun:

I still cannot get over the fact that you gave a woman you literally do not know two of your five Amex cards.

Romeo Costa:

COME AGAIN?

Ollie vB:

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