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She even helped me shave my legs the other day.

Farrow:

I’m alive.

Farrow:

(Unfortunately.)

Dallas:

How do we know it’s really you and not someone else pretending you’re alive so they can sell off your internal organs on the black market?

Ari:

DALLAS WHATEVER-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME-IS COSTA.

Ari:

Step away from the true-crime category on Netflix.

Dallas:

I’m just being a worried citizen.

Dallas:

Ari, ask her something only Farrow would know.

Ari:

Who did I kiss in the tenth grade that I swore you to secrecy about because he had a mullet and snacked on raw onion in public?

Farrow:

Lee Ji-sub.

Ari:

WHY DID YOU TELL?

Farrow:

YOU LITERALLY ASKED.

Ari:

You’re fired as my BFF.

Ari:

Just kidding.

Ari:

I could never replace you…

Ari:

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