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Ollie vB:
Constance got me tickets to an exclusive sex show inBerlin.
Ollie vB:
Of course, I had to go.
How expectedly thorough of my mother.
A commercial flight would add another two hours each way. Four if it included a short layover.
I raised my phone back to my ear. “Natalie.”
“Yes?”
“Book me a flight to Chiang Mai. The earliest available.”
“On ChristmasDay?That’s going to be a mission.” She was already clicking away on her computer. “The earliest one doesn’t have any business seats left. Just economy.”
“Book it.”
An audible gasp penetrated my ear from the other line. Was I really that far removed from general society?
“Are you sure?”
“I am positive,” I answered in the exact same tone.
“Okay. Booking right now.”
“Thank you. Oh, and Natalie?”
“Yes, Mr. Sun?”
“This is your notice that you’ve been fired. Your two weeks start now.”
“You can’t do this to me.” She screeched, not even asking why. Blissfully unaware that she had breezed by the past few weeks, lucky I was too fucked up to remember to fire her.
“I can. You tried to steal my sperm.”
“Unsuccessfull—” But she didn’t get to finish her sentence.
“Merry fucking Christmas. Don’t come back to work.”
T-MINUS 3 DAYS.
Ollie vB:
I have tea.
Romeo Costa:
No, thank you.
Romeo Costa:
I decline any type of liquid you might be offering to me on the grounds that it is probably gross.
Ollie vB:
