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ON THE STREET?
Ollie vB:
No, you uncultured swine.
In Hermès.
Romeo Costa:
And they say love doesn’t have a price.
Ollie vB:
Whatever the price may be, Zach would say it’s inflated and refuse to pay.
Zach Sun:
This is embarrassing.
Romeo Costa:
Not as embarrassing as having your dick pic enlarged in a court of law as part of a bitter custody trial between your former lover and the vice president.
Ollie vB:
I wouldn’t go as far as calling that an embarrassment.
Ollie vB:
Perhaps a mild inconvenience?
Romeo Costa:
Jesus, Ollie.
Romeo Costa:
People made shirts with the imprint of your cock on them and the slogan HE HAS MY VOTE.
Ollie vB:
I found it rather flattering.
Ollie vB:
And I’ll have you know my dick pic was the least offensive thing to cum out of politics in the lastdecade.
Ollie vB:
The only downside about it is—now people want to take a picture with it because it’s famous.
Romeo Costa:
How is that a downside?
Romeo Costa:
You’ve made enough sex tapes to open your own Pornhub.
