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HAYLEY: TODAY
(Present Day)
San Francisco, California
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SUBJECT: YOU LEFT ME?
You told me to be ready at 7:30 and you’re already gone???
Hayley
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SUBJECT: RE: YOU LEFTME?
Hayley,
It’s 7:33. Get a watch that works.
And yes, I did leave you. Call Greg.
Corey
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SUBJECT: MY GODDAMNBriefs.
Hayley,
I’ve seen you wear three different pairs of my briefs this week (without fucking asking), so I’m going to assume that you took my laundry out of the dryer and have more of them.
Can you please bring a pair to my bathroom so I can wear them after my shower, please?
Now.
Corey
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SUBJECT: RE: MY GODDAMNBriefs.
Corey,
I did take your laundry out of the dryer (Since it was sitting there for three days straight) because I needed to wash my own clothes.
I would love to bring you your ‘goddamn briefs,’ but seeing as though your bathroom is on the other side of the house, that’s a clear violation of rule #2.
No.
Hayley
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SUBJECT: MUSIC.
For those of us who CAN sleep at night, can you keep the music down in the kitchen while you’re baking, please?
