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“You want me to have sex with five women? ” Even though Annalise did not want to talk numbers with her grandma, that would almost double her current number of sexual partners.
“It doesn’t have to be sex. Just some type of fun .”
Annalise tried to ignore the way her grandma wiggled her eyebrows when she said fun because ew . “That’s…” Annalise shook her head. “Absolutely not. I can’t agree to that.”
Her grandma threw a hand over her chest and squeezed her eyes shut. “Ouch. My heart. I don’t think it will hold up much longer. Probably have another heart attack coming on. This might be the one that finally kills me.”
Annalise knew this was all fake since her grandma not-so-subtly opened one eye clearly to check her reaction, but still. She wasn’t lying. She had already suffered from three heart attacks, and the last one almost did kill her. “You don’t fight fair.”
Annalise tried her best not to crack a smile in response to her grandma’s. She groaned and shook her head. “I’ll see what I can do, okay? I’m not making any promises, but I’ll at least download the app and give it a try.”
“That’s my good girl.” Annalise’s grandma patted her hand. “Now, what do you say we split a bottle of wine?”
“ Please. ”
***
An hour, and way too much wine later, Annalise was back in her apartment. Since she was already buzzed, she figured this was a better time than ever to log on to the Lit Clit app. She giggled as she stared at the name once again.
Seriously, what the hell?
The first screen that popped up on the app was a reminder that regular STD testing was required and proof of testing had to be provided to be able to continue using the app.
Well, that’s pretty cool.
She set her location to Philadelphia because the last thing she needed was for someone from her hometown to find her on the app.
She was surprised when she started scrolling and found that most of the women looked extremely normal. Most of them were even incredibly hot. She didn’t need to be gay to appreciate that. She wasn’t sure if it was the wine, but as she scrolled from one woman to the next, she actually felt a tinge of excitement over what she was about to do. Her scrolling was interrupted by the sound of her phone ringing.
She smiled when she saw that it was her best friend, Nathalie, calling. Nathalie had been her best friend since elementary school, and Annalise was sure she would get a kick out of what she was currently doing. “What’s up, babe?”
“I’m bored. Wanna order pizza and watch a terrible Lifetime movie?”
“I can’t think of anything I want to do more.” Annalise burped and giggled at herself.
“You were drinking wine with your grandma again, weren’t you?”
Annalise laughed once again. Her best friend knew her too well. “How’d you know?”
“Lucky guess. She up to her usual antics?”
You don’t know the half of it. “Oh, yeah. You’ll never guess what I’m doing right now.”
“What’s that?”
“Scrolling through a women-only hookup app.” Annalise let out another giggle.
“No way.” Nathalie’s voice rose in excitement. “It’s about time.”
“About time? What are you talking about?”
“What are you talking about?”
Weird.
“My grandma’s antics. She signed me up for a sex-only, women-only app called The Lit Clit. She’s insistent that I need to get laid by a woman, even though I’m obviously not gay.”
Nathalie made a noise that sounded like something between a cough and a laugh. “Obviously.”
