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Remy shot her a look. “It also appears to be tearing her up not being able to talk.”
“She’s never been good at staying quiet.”
Now that glare was aimed at Loki.
“I’m claiming her.” Remy gave Loki a steady look.
Loki’s hands clenched into fists. He was close to the edge. That was fine. Remy could take whatever he threw at him.
“And I’m claiming you too.”
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The words rocked through Loki, almost sending him stumbling.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
And I’m claiming you too.
Um. No. That wasn’t happening.
What was Remy even saying?
He glanced over to Isa who was gaping at them both, her mouth open, the pacifier now in her lap. Her mouth closed, then opened. Then closed again.
What the hell did he say?
He’d never had to turn down a man before? This was new and unchartered territory. Remy could be a good-looking guy . . . if Loki was into dick.
But he was not.
“Dude, that’s nice and all. I’m flattered, seriously. I’m sure you’ve got a good one and all. That your wee-willy-winkie isn’t that wee. You’re probably considered a total catch. But I’m not into meat and two veg, I’m more into Mary-Ellen than I am into Lil’ Billy.”
Isa started to giggle. “You look so scared over the idea of seeing his cocktail sausage and coconuts.”
“Coconuts?” Remy raised an eyebrow. “They’re not coconuts. And I’d like to know why everyone keeps calling him wee or little or a cocktail sausage? Really? You couldn’t have gone for a normal-sized sausage?”
“Hmm, is it normal-sized? I mean . . . given the rest of the package . . . ” Isa ran her gaze over him.
“With feet that size, it can’t be that small,” Loki commented.
“Okay, I’m starting to get a headache,” he muttered.
Really? Loki was starting to feel amused. Which was something he did not expect to feel right now.
“If we could get back to the topic,” Remy said.
“I think he’s blushing,” Isa whispered.
“Me too.” Loki knew why Isa was doing this, she was trying to alleviate the tension. And he appreciated it. But he could tell that Remy was going to get this out.
No matter what.
Loki wasn’t entirely sure where he was going with this, though.
Claiming him?
Only one person had his heart and she was currently in trouble.
