Oh, Charli, you should see this guy
Charlz
I’ve googled him. Plz tell me he’s hung like a horse
Me
You’ve no idea
Charlz
??
Me
We did it on the boardroom table
Charlz
OHMYGOD. What?
Me
I know. I don’t even know who I am anymore
Charlz
WTH? Were there other people in the office?
Me
Yes. He’d just fired everyone. He was tense. So, we did it, right there on top of the manila files
Charlz
Some get all the luck
Me
And get this, we’re going to Paris next week
Charlz
Oh, can we catch up? I can probably get a cheap flight
In all the flurry of the last few days, I’ve had my head in the clouds.
Me
That would be amazing! We’re going over the itinerary on Monday
Charlz
Ru seeing him over the weekend?
Me
He hasn’t said. But he can’t keep his hands off me