Palmer:
I mean, they’re not *my* thing, but they’re decent looking. Right?
Hayley:
She spends a lot of time with the captain.
Mads:
I stand corrected. He’s gorg.
Joey:
So maybe she’s not texting because he’s balls deep right now.
Palmer:
There is something to be said for morning sex.
Max:
I am begging you to please take me off this group chat. For the love of fucking god.
Hayley:
Sorry, Maxie
Mads:
Stop whining, bitch.
Joey:
Do all athletes smell, Max? Or just you?
Max:
Are all little sisters the worst? Or just you?
Hayley:
Max!
Mads:
What is wrong with you? Didn’t anyone teach you manners?
Max:
SHE STARTED IT!
Palmer:
She’s going to soak your jock in hot sauce again.
Max:
One brother. I couldn’t have had just one brother…