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Palmer:

I mean, they’re not *my* thing, but they’re decent looking. Right?

Hayley:

She spends a lot of time with the captain.

Mads:

I stand corrected. He’s gorg.

Joey:

So maybe she’s not texting because he’s balls deep right now.

Palmer:

There is something to be said for morning sex.

Max:

I am begging you to please take me off this group chat. For the love of fucking god.

Hayley:

Sorry, Maxie

Mads:

Stop whining, bitch.

Joey:

Do all athletes smell, Max? Or just you?

Max:

Are all little sisters the worst? Or just you?

Hayley:

Max!

Mads:

What is wrong with you? Didn’t anyone teach you manners?

Max:

SHE STARTED IT!

Palmer:

She’s going to soak your jock in hot sauce again.

Max:

One brother. I couldn’t have had just one brother…

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