KELLAN
The vein is getting really big now, guys.
FINN
Hey, Teigan. How do you keep Evan under control?
KIAN
I’m guessing it involves taking her clothes off…
EVAN
Do not talk about Teigan naked, or I will cut your cock off.
RYLEIGH
You can’t do that. Freya will get pissed at you. Welcome to the madhouse, Tee.
SHANE
Get out while you can.
RYLEIGH
Hey! You’re supposed to say nice things.
EVAN
Thanks, Shane. I told her she’d regret joining this damn group.
LIAM
You just want to hide her away because you don’t know how to share, asshole. Plus, you’re worried what we might tell her about you.
EVAN
I grew up with like a million siblings. Sharing is all I know how to do, jackass.
BREE
How is it that we always devolve into children within a few minutes of us all texting each other?
MCKENNA
It’s not always this crazy, Teigan. Sorry if we’re freaking you out.
DESMOND
Teigan is made of strong stuff. I don’t think a crazy family chat will push her away.
KIAN
No, that will only happen if you send a text to the wrong chat again!
KELLAN
Fuck, did you have to bring that up?! Some of us still haven’t gotten over that yet.