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Nixon
Are you cooking?
Everly
Fuck no. I already ordered from Steve & Cookies. It should be here in an hour.
Leo
I’m in.
Hendrix
Can I bring my laundry?
Everly
Sure. But I'm not Mom. You know where to find the washer and dryer. You’re a big boy. You can do it yourself.
Leo
I wouldn’t be so sure about that . . .
Hendrix
Fuck off, asshole. I thought it was fabric softener.
Nixon
First problem with that statement - what grown ass man uses fabric softener?
Everly
Cross uses fabric softener.
Leo
Yeah but he's old.
Everly
He's not old, you douche.
Hendrix
Whatever. It’s not like it’s hard to mix it up with bleach.
Nixon
Oh man, Henny . . .
Everly
Hey. You don’t get to call him Henny. That’s for me and Gracie.
Nixon
Thanks to your husband, we can’t call you evil twin anymore.
