Broderick
In the kitchen on pie night?
Elora
I was replaying you coming all over me in my mind during my meeting this morning. Same thing, right?
Broderick
Um. Real memories trump porn.
Elora
Damn straight. I intend to erase every image of another woman in that brilliant mind of yours.
Broderick
So, maybe the porn was a bad suggestion after all.
Elora
I didn’t say to *actually* watch it. I said that was a viable excuse for little Broderick standing at attention.
Broderick
Sure. I always fill my spank bank while my best friend and his girl bake in my kitchen. That’s healthy.
Elora
*Spitting out water laughing gif*
Broderick
And need I remind you there’s nothing little about ‘little Broderick’.
Elora
Oh, I know. I just started walking normally.
Dammit, I can’t talk to you when I’m going commando.
Broderick
Killing me here, Pix.
Elora
Talk to you before bed?
Broderick
Yeah. I’ll text first so I don’t wake you up.
Elora
By all means, wake me up. But be naked when you do it.
Alright, sexy, I gotta catch a ride. Make good pie.